Anyone know where Paquita is? and WIllow

[Evan3]

While I generally thought her posts were annoying to read, I now miss them. SHe has been gone for a month now. So, I will do my best effort to write a post in her style concerning my recent viewing of Willow.

So I SLIP in movie to have good time watching dresses On Val kilmer but found so many short people. I Wonder if short people have boobies or not because if they did there could be midget ponr and I would like that Sooooo much hehehehehe. It was an ok movie but George Lucas should die die die for his rip off of Tolkein's work and for his awful casting (no boobies anywhere in the movie humph. I also wanted to fart whenever the stupid good wizard woman opened her mout to say how powerful she was, because anything is better, especially FARTS than listening to that voice. Oh yes, no blood either not very good. One question though, how did they get such wonderful acting from the chosen baby, maybe they threatened to EAT the BABY!!!! YAY


well, how did I do as Paquita? Anyways, anyone else have an opinion on this flick, I would give itr a C-

[Paquita]

HEY!!!!!! my computer sucks thats all! and im afraid of getting in trouble at work! im the best! you have the biggest boner for me and you know it!!! and so does everyone else!! i NEVER say "ok", "humph" or "hehehehehe" i say "okay" and "HA"  i would definitely talk about eating babies and farts and say people should diediediedie though. and that baby was the best actor in that movie. my posts are wonderful! and not annoying!

love colleen

[JohnL]

I just figured you finally found a cuddle corpse and were busing making sweet maggot love. :)

[Johnny Blister]

I live in South America(but that´s temporary).

Thus,I couldn´t rent"Willow"because it was dubbed in Spanish.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Sweet maggot love.  Damn, dude.  You make it sound almost sexy...

Brother R

[Dolph Lundgren]

Hilarious stuff, Evan.  As for Willow, all I remember is that Willow eventually went on to become the Leprechaun.  And because of that, he is a great man.  

Nick

[Evan3]

Wow,
Willow = Leprachaun, now that IS awesome, wonder who would win in a fight?