Two of the worst movies aren't in your list

[Bern]

Two of the absolute worst movies you could ever see are two horror flicks one is called, "Mother's Day" and the other is, "Bloody Birthday".  Mother's Day is so cheaply made that its hiliarious.  In one scene a man is sitting in the backseat of a car, the next camera shot shoes a styrofoam manequn in his place and the head is chopped off.  Both are a must see, especially Mother's Day.  It would definetly get a top rating.

[Mr.Smashy]

What about 555? That made me consider changing my hobby to poking my  eyes out with white hot needles.

[Mofo Rising]

There's a review of BLOODY BIRTHDAY in the reader reviews.

[Andrew]

Yes, in fact http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/bloodbday/index.html">here it is.

Andrew

[Vermin Boy]

I actually know someone whose father was in Mother's Day. Nothing major-- He was in a crowd scene or something. Never actually seen it, though.

[mr Raffles]

That last scene in mother's day was killer as I recall.  Is that the one about the lady in the woods with a chopped off ear?