Movie Role ?

[Scott]

If you could be in any movie what movie and what role would you play?

[Andrew]

Undoubtedly the old Space Marine who charges headlong into the advancing horde of Tyranids with a bolter in one hand and a power sword in the other.  This lets the pretty boy (drafted against his wishes by the Emperor) to flee with the sexy female scientist/vixen.

Now, the question is, what parts do the other B-Master's play?  I nominate Ken for "Fodder Boy!"  You know, the guy who first finds out the darkness has teeth and claws.

Don't worry Ken, at least we don't get to see it rip you to shreds.  Just something rushing out of the shadows and you screaming.  Messy deaths are reserved for other characters later on.

Andrew

[Chadzilla]

I would be ODIOUS COMIC RELIEF :-)

[Stupid Jacob]

The Handsome hero or the bubbling henchman.

[Faerie Of Death]

I'm not sure, but whatever it was, I wouldn't want it to involve the phrase "RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT" anywhere in my character description.

[Inukko]

I would be... (drum roll)  Exposition Man!
I'd have all the best (read: cheesiest) lines,
& get sampled a lot by techno artists.

If I couldn't get that, I'd settle for a cross
dressing killer ;)

[flangepart]

Oh,definatly,the mad scientest. He gets to play with all the neat techno goodies! "Want a planet blown up, a tax collector beamed into a shark tank,or your blond neibours panties to sent close up to your TV,then i'm your man!"....okey,forget the shark tank...professional courticy.How about weasels?

[peter johnson]

The nebbish hero who gloms on to the grand hidden conspiracy(Vampires next door!  Monsters in the sewers!  Why doesn't anyone believe me?) that everyone mocks but in the end have to grudgingly concede that I was right all along dammit!
Title:  "The Secret Reptoid Invasion"(1958).  With John Agar, Ida Lupino, Peter Graves, and Claude Rains.  Coming soon to the B-movie Channel.

[Stupid Jacob]

Or maybe Dr.Franknfurter from Rocky Horror Picture show.

"Finally an excuse to wear makeup."

[Mofo Rising]

I'd play the sarcastic friend to the hero, who gets all the laughs, but ends up dying in some unspeakably awful way halfway through the movie.