s**t movie...

[mike]

in all retrospects, this site is about bad movies. The only thing is, that the movies on this site, are good because they're bad. I am right now, watching a movie, that is so horrible that it makes Plan Nine from Outerspace look like an Epic! This movie, is so bad that it makes me wanna cut out my own eyeballs, and eat them for even watching the opening credits. It looks as if it was filmed by the makers of one of those stupid XENA, or HERCULES shows. It stars Andrew Keegan (who the f**k is Andrew Keegan?). The acting is so f**king terrible, it's disgusting! It makes me wanna smash my head through my computer monitor! The thing I do NOT understand, is that it was made by one of my all time favorite directors...Larry Clark (Kids,Bully). Just hearing that makes me ill...it makes me feel worse than having my own penis on fire. The name of this movie is Teenage Caveman...and if you watch this movie, then you will follow the storyline well, because you will REALLY start thinking the world is over...so take my advice, and burn every copy of this horrible monster peice of cow s**t that you can find. Thank you.


-Mike

[Foywonder]

And yet another sorry bastard experiences the awfulness that is TEENAGE CAVEMAN. Welcome to the club, mike!

[Eric]

"Battlefield Earth". Not exactly a novel suggestion. But few appreciate the unique fact that it's devoid of both plot and acting, while remaining... boring.

This is unique. The most extreme crap is usually laughable.

Boring.



Post Edited (09-07-03 04:03)

[ErikJ]

2 words...Satan's Stroybook. I don't think I could warn enough about this film. I had to be placed on stronger meds because of flashbacks of this film. (Although I'm sure my days of experimenting with drugs when I was younger sure didn't help).
Please do yourself a favor if you see this film in your local video store. Pick it up, look at it, then thow it to the floor and stomp on it till the case powder. Then set fire to the tape ribbon. This film should not be seen by human eyes at all. I curse the day I actually watched this piece of s**t film. No those words are way too kind for it.
Just stay away from it, please!!!