Jason X - Damn you, Bad Movies! (SPOILERS)

[Conrad]

I watched "Jason X" last night, having borrowed it from a friend who said it was worse than Resident Evil.  Gor blimey!Sucks donkeys?  This film sucks *herds* of donkeys!  Curse my Bad Movie training in Film Appreciation!

Things I learnt from Jason X:
In the future, important doctors, high-ranking officers and numerous soldiers can be murdered without being missed;
Vast cryogenic prison facilities will be run by only one person;
Having no brain enables you to outwit professors, graduates, engineers and trained soldiers;
In the future, the head shot will have been forgotten;
Psychopathic killing machines can easily recognise liquid nitrogen, and avoid sticking their hands in while drowning victims in it;
In the future, nobody will think to alert ship crew's to the presence of psychopathic killing machines aboard;
No door of the future can be locked from inside;
Fatally-injured psychopathic killing machines that fall onto "Medical Whatever Technology" are automatically ignored and left alone;
Spaceships of the future are fitted with Collision-Enhancing control systems;
Spaceships of the future lack internal lighting but manifest lots of narrow twisty spaces;
In the future, nothing is machete-proof ;
Psychopathic killing machines can exist in a vacuum and know exactly where to rupture a spaceship hull.

[Scott]

I liked JASON X and found it entertaining. The film has drifted consideribly since the original FRIDAY THE 13TH, but it was still entertaining.

[sufferbus]

i also liked jason x... and ive found most of of the friday movies to be terribly lame...