favorite one-liner movies?

[devil clown]

another one form withnail and i
Police officer"have you been drinking sir"
Richard E Grant" no officer ive only had a few ales"

another from Predetor
Arnie throws the knife into the guy "stick around

and from Comando
Arine throws a pipe into Bennet hitting another pipe " let of some steam Bennet"

[yaddo42]

"Blazing Saddles" is full of great one liners, as are the best Marx Brothers movies like "Duck Soup" and "A Night At The Opera". Same thing for "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"

A favorite line from "Fort Apache, The Bronx":
"You try it again and I'll turn your head like a godamn doorknob!"

I could quote from "Slapshot" all day long but I'll just go with a few favorites:
"Never play 'Lady of Spain' again!"

" I thought they banned him for life."

"The air it make me sick, make me - Blaaaaggh!"
"Yeah, well, you're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that."

"These guys are folk heroes."
"They're criminals."
"Well, most folk heroes started out as criminals."

"Morris, you make me sick when you speak."

"They're gonna put you in the cell with Ogelthorpe."

"You won. Here's your trophy, now get out of here, ya bum."

"Hi, Ogie. Buy ya a soda after the game?"

"Somebody's gonna kill you, ya dumb son of a b***h, but it's not gonna be me!"

"Look at that! You can't see that, I'm on radio!"

"Dave wouldn't take it! Dave's a killer!"
"Dave's a mess."
"Well, Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?"
"Is the answer Jesus?"

[JohnL]

"Great! I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere while a gung-ho iguana tells me to relax!"
-Last Starfighter

"I'm going as fast as I can, all this s**t's labelled in German!"
-Creature

"I've got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead."
-Night of the Creeps

"It's good to be the king!"
-History of the Worls, Part 1

"The queen promised to ream us with 20-inch cattle prods and I'm still waiting!"
-The Forbidden Zone

"Do I know you?"
"You hit me in the head with an axe. Remember? 'Get the hell away from my daughter'?"
-Buffy the series

"It's a penis stretcher, wanna try it?"
-Real Genius

"Great! You've killed the invisible swordsman!"
-Three Amigos

"Do you know what foreplay is?"
"No."
"Good, neither does El Guappo"
-Three Amigos

"I'm going steady and I french kiss."
"So? Everybody does that."
"Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best!"
-National Lampoon's Vacation

"You ever bop your baloney?"
-National Lampoon's Vacation

"Oh sure, I believe you. Think mom'll buy it?"
-National Lampoon's Vacation

"He musta had the chilli!"
-Howard the Duck

"Malvert pee red."
-Student Bodies

"Oh my, Scraps is a boy dog, isn't he?"
-Airplane

"Over Macho-Grande sir?"
"I'll never be over Macho-Grande!"
-Airplane (1/2?)

"Bro was on!!!"
-Airplane II