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BRITNEY GETS MARRIED. and then annuls it. what a slut.

Started by B0SoxSuk (Austin), January 07, 2004, 11:20:28 AM

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B0SoxSuk (Austin)

So she bangs the s**t out of a friend and then marries him in Vegas.  Good job Britney.  Then she wakes up the same morning and realizes what she did and runs to organize an annulment with her new husband and a Vegas lawyer.  So I'm going to say what I've always thought.  Britney Spears is a stupid b***h and she needs to talk to Michael Jackson and find out where he got his nose job.  

Any comments?


raj


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Hey, if I were him, I'd just be happy that I got to bang her. However, I do agree with the rest of my brothas. Who cares?

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When do we get to see the Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera X-Rated Lesbian Porno film? I'm sure it's coming soon, as Britney watches her career crumble...

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I'm waiting another 10 years for the E Hollywood story about Britney.
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