Culture clash: Paul Atraides, meet Jean Luc-Picard....

[Flangepart]

Have you ever idoly wondered...what kind of cock-up the United Federation of Meddlers...Planets!...sorry...would make of some of our favorite movies if they wandered in from some other wormhole? Try and intervein in the Harrkonnen/Atraides feud, and Capt. Picard would get eaten alive!...maby literaly!. Kirk maby could pull it off, but not that P.C. crew from next Gen. Oh,God,i have a vision....Worf with blue eyes screaming "I'v got your Jihad right here, fat man!"...he he he.....Spock after McCoy gives him a Spice Mint Julip(Capt, i forsee your death on a desert planet,...no, not here...) Shaddam the 4th and the Rev. Mother bidding on Data.(Atomic the worms, we have computers agine!Yehah!)....frankly, except for Worf, they would be luckey to make it out of there with their asses unhanded to them! So....imagin...Star Trek meets Jason Voorees....

[AndyC]

Star Trek vs. Jason Voorhees?

I suppose he's never been faced with a weapon that could vaporize him completely. On the other hand, the Next Generation bunch would spend too much time trying to communicate with Jason. Some obsessed guest star would have to phaser him, then immediately regret it, giving us a poignant ending (yawn).

Kirk's crew would do much better, except that a lot of red shirts would be killed off before Kirk knew what he was fighting.

[Steve.]

Just let Shatner's rug loose on Jason. The TNG bleeding hearts (they will have if Mr. V. gets anywhere near them) can distract him with some gobbledegook, while the rug carries out its horrific attack.

[Flangepart]

The Killer Toup! Diden't we have some postings on that a while back? Star Trek, Next Gen could screw with lots of plot lines.....Picard:"Emperior Palpatine, surely theres a reasonable accomidation you could make with the Rebels tha...(Choke)..i mean..(Gasp)...CRACK!  Vader: There seems to b an opening for Captain on your ship, Number one..."  Or how about Deathrace 2000. Riker: "In order to stop this barbarity, we have to infiltrate the racers Worf, thats where you come in..." Worf: At last! A chance to kick ass!"  Riker: Um, lets try this agine..." Or maby, dare i say it, Lord of The Rings? Spock: "Elf? No sir, i am a vulcan from.." Samwise: "Hello? Your putting me on, arn't you?"  McCoy: "Nice ring, Frodo, trade ya' a mint julip for it..."