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Started by Anonymous User, March 14, 2004, 09:41:45 AM

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Anonymous User

Hey webmaster can u do a review of the movie called karatetiger?
it is worth putting on the site!

TheEvilDoctor

I was laughing during the whole movie :P I would definately advise reviewing it.
Note how the front of the box says: VAN DAMME IN KARATE TIGER and a big picture of Van Damme, while he's in the movie for about 5 minutes.

BTW I believe this movie is called No Retreat, No Surrender in America

Muahahahaha

Chrysalis1

yeah do so this film has legendary funny quotes

i name a few which are worth to be mentioned :P :P


  Jasons Father
"This isn't bruce lee's taikwondo this is karate"

   Jasons Father
"Karate is not to be used agressively, but if I have no other choice'

   Van damme
"So it is you... the Son is it not?"

a movie with more then at least 30 movie mistakes so i suggest
you make a review out of it :P :P

Lee

Yup this movie is also known as No Retreat, No Surrender. There was also No Retreat, No Surrender 2 and 3(which are actually pretty cool movies). In fact, Hwang Jang Lee(one of the all time great kickers in kung fu movie history) is in part two. I reccommend both 2 and 3. Thes are also known as Karate Tiger 2 and 3(obviously). And there is also Karate Tiger 4 which was also released as.....King Of The Kickboxers. Another cool flick worth checking out. Some real good fights and a completely over the top Billy Blanks as the badguy.

This is the Hell that's my life.-Howard Stern: Private Parts

Fluffy CatFood

I've seen parts one and 2, part 2 is hilarious it has the boom mike floating into shot and some really bad editing. Part one is p**s funny as well, where the guy is talking to an imaginary bruce lee.

CHrysaliso

part I is the worst movie of the bunch

i demand a review!!!

and the video must be the part when jason runs to his room and looks at all his
posters at the wall....

GOGO:P

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.  .  .  .  Andrew won't be back till April sometime.  But he has other films lined up (Street Fighter and Godzilla vs. Megaguirus) to review.

from Galaxy Quest Tony Shalhoub as Fred Kwan/Tech Sgt. Chen:
"Wow, the floors are so clean."


Chryssss

I hope he does this one also :P :P