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THE HUMAN TORNADO (1976)

Started by The Burgomaster, November 17, 2004, 09:45:52 PM

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The Burgomaster

Rudy Ray Moore returns in this sequel to the blaxploitation film DOLEMITE.  Moore stars as Dolemite, a stand-up comedian/martial arts master/ladies man who often speaks in rhyme.  The adventure begins when he is caught in bed with the sheriff's wife and he escapes by rolling down a hill completely naked.  He eventually ends up fighting a group of white gangsters.  In the most memorable scene, he puts some rats between a guy's legs and lets them gnaw on the guy's testicles.

This movie may hold the world's record for the most times someone says the "N" word.  They also say "mother _ _ _ _ _ _" about once every two minutes.  So, if you are easily offended, stay away!

The movie is also padded with scenes of Rudy Ray Moore's nightclub act (he is a TERRIBLE stand-up comedian), as well as a few other acts.  You may want to skip over these parts.

So, if you're looking for a comedy/martial arts/blaxploitation film, complete with foul language, plenty of nudity, ridiculous fight scenes, impressive afros, and funky 1970s clothing, you might want to check out this movie.

The DVD includes trailers for these other Rudy Ray Moore movies: DOLEMITE, SHAOLIN DOLEMITE (which looks REALLY, REALLY bad), and THE LEGEND OF DOLEMITE (a cheapo documentary).

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

mr. henry

SHAOLIN is really really bad...it'a an old elderly dolomite jabbering in between some completely unrelated obviously purchased footage of a cheap though surprisingly competent kung-fu flick...

for another "good" rudy ray moore flick, and as trippy as TORNADO, give PETEY WHEATSTRAW (sp?) a whirl...

-mr. henry
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Max Gardner

Ah, "The Human Tornado" is pure psychotic genius. Watch this and "Fantasy Mission Force" back to back if you really want your brain to cry out for mercy.