Alien 3

[Dave Munger]

I think I do agree about the design of the Alien in #3. Maybe part of what bugs me about the "taking on the traits of the host dog" part is that I want to think of that as being what the Alien looked like all along. You never get a good look at it until the end of #1, then it just looks like a guy in a lizard suit.

[Ibras Gardner]

SWISS PLATINIUM BANK
London England
phone:442070601246
fax:442070678918


I am Ibras Gardner, head of group risk, SPM Bank London, England.On Monday,31 July, 1990, one Kohler Stephane, a German National, a property magnate,made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit, 10,550,000.00 (Ten
Million,Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds) for twelve calender months
in my Bank Branch. Upon Maturity, we sent a routine notification to his
forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and
finally we discovered from his company that Mr. Kohler Stephane was aboard
the Swissair Flight 111, which crashed , 2 September 1998 into the Hotelissimo.
check the website:http://www.newscotland1398.net/lunenco/swissbaysw.html

After further investigation, it was discovered that he died without making a
WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin proved fruitless. On further
investigation, it was discovered that Late Mr. Kohler Stephane did not
declare any next of kin or relatives in all his official documents,
including his Bank Deposit paper work here in our Bank. The total sum,
£10,550,000.00 is still in my bank and the interest is being rolled
over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come
forward to claim it. In accordance with the British banking laws and
constitution, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to
the British Government treasury if nobody applies as the next of Kin to
claim the funds. Consequently, I shall present you as a foreign partner to
stand in as the next of kin to the late Mr. Kohler Stephane.

Upon acceptance of this proposal, I shall send to you the SPM Bank "Next of
Kin Payment Application Form" as well as detailed information on how this
deal would be carried out. We shall employ the services of a solicitor for
the drafting of the LAST WILL & TESTAMENT of Late Mr. Kohler Stephane and to obtain all other relevant papers in your name for the necessary
documentation for payment approval in my bank headquarters in your favour.
The money will be shared in the ratio: Sixty percent for me, thirty five
percent for you and five percent for any arising contigencies during the
course of this transaction.I guarantee that this will be executed under
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law as I
will use my position as the Bank's head of group risk to secure approvals
and guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. Please be
informed that your utmost confidentiality is required. If this interests
you, reply and include your private

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks.

Best regards,

Ibras Gardner

[odinn7]

Ibras Gardner wrote:

> SWISS PLATINIUM BANK
> London England
> phone:442070601246
> fax:442070678918
>
>
> I am Ibras Gardner, head of group risk, SPM Bank London,
> England.On Monday,31 July, 1990, one Kohler Stephane, a German
> National, a property magnate,made a numbered time (Fixed)
> Deposit, 10,550,000.00 (Ten
> Million,Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds) for twelve
> calender months
> in my Bank Branch. Upon Maturity, we sent a routine
> notification to his
> forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a
> reminder and

************Edited************

> legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
> the law as I
> will use my position as the Bank's head of group risk to secure
> approvals
> and guarantee the successful execution of this transaction.
> Please be
> informed that your utmost confidentiality is required. If this
> interests
> you, reply and include your private
>
> Awaiting your urgent reply.
>
> Thanks.
>
> Best regards,
>
> Ibras Gardner

OH MAN! I am so gonna be RICH! Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr Gardner for posting this to this message board! This will change my life forever! I didn't believe this crap when it was spammed to me in e-mail over the last 7 years using various names and institutions but now that you, oh great Ibras Gardner, have decided to put it on the Badmovies board, I know for a fact that it's real! I can't believe my luck! My ship has come in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way...you say in your last line you would like me to include my "private", but I'm not sure exactly what private you are talking about? Did you mean "privates" as in a picture of my privates?

A-hole spammer.

[Zapranoth]

Alien 3 was the worst, followed closely by Resurrection, I says.

Alien 3 was like a long and badly shot music video, with extra gore.  It had exactly one good scene in it:  the alien sniffing Ripley then departing.   No, wait.  I take it back.  The alien jumping out of the molten iron wasn't bad, either.

The, ah, "film's" unforgivable sins:   the heavy metal rape scene.  Killing Newt and Hicks in the first few minutes.   The godawful crucifixion imagery at the end!  (!!!)  

That movie was a gen-yoo-wine POS in my book.