when is godzilla like a duck?....

[FLANGEPART]

When he's standing up right in deep ocean! See, it explains why the water is always roiling and bubbling around him. Above water, a duck is so calm and placid...while under water his lil. webbed feet are goin' to beat the band! Above water, G is cool and tough...while beneath the waves, his tail and feet are goin' like a son of a bi...male offspring of a female canine...anyway...thats one mystery cleared up...what explainations do you have for these kind of Kaiju Konundrums? Activate braincells...now!

[peter johnson]

Gojira is bouyant, of course!  It's because of all the phlogestrom in his system -- the occult gas that powers his firey breath.  It also explains why other monsters can fling him around so easily -- Gojira is actually light for his size!
I bet if he held his breath, he'd actually take off and fly!! --- OOOOH!  Gojira fly now!!  Hey, there's an idea . . .!!

[Andrew]

I always thought that he used motorized stilts?  Honestly, my head hurts when trying to rationalize stuff like this or Rodan's flying without any wing movement.  (Super-cavitation while in the air?)

Gamera not being completely loopy after spinning through the air at 5400 rpm (the new IDE Gamera spins at 7200 rpm) is pretty interesting too.

Andrew