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Started by Dr. Whom, February 20, 2006, 06:08:30 AM

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Dr. Whom

February 20, 2006, 06:08:30 AM
Rumour has it that Ben Affleck will be directing his first movie!! And it will be starring his brother!!!!


If you are what you eat, I'd rather be a pig than a lettuce.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

odinn7

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February 20, 2006, 07:49:45 AM
Oh the horror...the horror....
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Mr_Vindictive

#2
February 20, 2006, 08:23:47 AM
Actually Affleck did direct a film.  The title, and I kid you not, is: "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney".  I have a feeling that it was a short film rather than a feature.

As for Casey Affleck...I've only seen him in a few films and I haven't been too impressed.  
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Dr. Whom

#3
February 20, 2006, 08:34:45 AM
IMDB gives a runtime of 16 minutes. That's less than a minute per word in the title. That has to be a record of some sort.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

daveblackeye15

#4
February 20, 2006, 04:21:04 PM

I have a bad feeling about this.
Now it's time to sing the nation anthem IN AMERICA!!!

Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (episode 12)

Rombles

#5
February 21, 2006, 07:14:43 AM
Cool title though. I'd check it out if only "HE" wasn't involved.
Brrrrrrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

LH-C

#6
February 21, 2006, 11:22:01 AM
Casey is cool; Ben is definitely not. Ergo, I think I'd like to see it once, just for Casey.





Scott

#7
February 21, 2006, 07:09:00 PM
Hey, didn't he star in GIGLI ?

The Conqueroo

#8
February 23, 2006, 03:41:17 PM
You Know What'd Be funny?Have Ben Affleck and Jennifer Barner In An AFLAC Commercial.Everytime Someone sees Ben and Jen And Ask For Their Autographs,The AFLAC Ducks Says "AFLAC"!!Okay.Put Away The Taser!!I'll Go Peacefully!!

The Conqueroo

#9
February 23, 2006, 04:26:35 PM
Don't Forget About The Upcoming Stephen King/Maya Angelou Collaboration:"The Heart Of A Woman,Still Beating In A Glass Jar"!!

LH-C

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February 23, 2006, 04:33:31 PM
The Conqueroo Wrote:
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> You Know What'd Be funny?Have Ben Affleck and
> Jennifer Barner In An AFLAC Commercial.Everytime
> Someone sees Ben and Jen And Ask For Their
> Autographs,The AFLAC Ducks Says "AFLAC"!!Okay.Put
> Away The Taser!!I'll Go Peacefully!!

The first time I ever heard anyone call Affleck - AFLAC, it was
on the radio, several years ago. I thought I was going to die,
it was so freaking funny. They even played the soundbite of
the voiceover artist saying 'AFLAC!' in the duck's voice. Now
ever since then at our house we've called him AFLAC.








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