Dr.Phil and The XMen

The Conqueroo · March 19, 2006, 02:44:30 PM

Here's What I Think It'd Be Like If The XMen Went On Dr.Phil"Quick Draw"McGraw's Show:"Okay Now.Xmen,Let's Talk About Your Acceptance Issues.Yes,I Know Your'e Mutants.But Let's Look At Some Of Your Problems About Why Society Doesn't Accept You.Okay,Wolverine.Take A Look At Youself.You've Got Steel Claws On Your Hands.So Did One Of My Other Patients,Edward Scissorhands.The Man Dressed Like The Ungodly Love Child Of A Mating Of Michael Jackson and Freddy Kruger!!!Turned Out That He Wasn't Such A Bad Guy After All.Of Course,His Girlfriend Did Get Busted For Shoplifting,But That's Another Story!!Do Something Creative With Your Claws And Maybe You won't Scare The Bejabbers Outa People!!!Now,Beast,Let's Talk About You.After Talking To You,I See That Your'e A Very Witty and Charming Fella.Your'e Very Urbane and Witty.But Your Problem Is That You Sound LIke Frasier Crane But You Look Like The Wolf Man!!My Advice To You Is To Get A Trim and You Might Even Look Halfway Decent!!Storm.Hmm.Your'e A Fine Foxy Woman Dressed Up In A Tight Outfit.Let Me Ask You,Have You Ever Herard The Song 'Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress'?That's What You Remind Me Of!!Don't You Change A Thing,Okay??".'Trouble With You Is The Trouble With Me.Got Two Good Eyes But Still Don't See.Switchman's Sleeping,Train #102 Is On The wrong Track And Headed For You.'-"Casey Jones":The Grateful Dead.

trekgeezer · March 19, 2006, 07:42:31 PM

You know I can't make sense out of your posts at all. Please use paragraphs and only capitalizing the first word in a sentence and proper names would also be a big plus.

odinn7 · March 19, 2006, 10:47:18 PM

I've gotten to the point that I don't even try to read them anymore.

Ash · March 20, 2006, 12:03:24 AM

Same here...I refuse to read this guy's posts on general principal.

ulthar · March 20, 2006, 12:10:28 AM

Ditto that.

odinn7 · March 20, 2006, 12:50:32 AM

ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> Same here...I refuse to read this guy's posts on
> general principal.

I know you are a hard critic on the way people post and I normally don't mind too much but in this case, it just hurts my eyes...and my head.

dean · March 20, 2006, 07:08:00 AM

What, you guys don't have an overwhelming urge to see the X-Men on Dr Phil. I know that was real high on my list of priorities for the day!

Argh...!!

daveblackeye15 · March 20, 2006, 01:45:49 PM

I simply glance at the paragraph and if it looks like it's got too many capital letters then I just don't even try.

The Conqueroo · March 20, 2006, 04:08:33 PM

With The Exception Of Dean,You Guys Are Really A Great Big Ball Of Fun!!!

trekgeezer · March 20, 2006, 07:09:28 PM

Hey, you should've been here for the Mr. Lobo lack of double-spacing incident. I don't understand what fun there is in irritating folks you have yet to know anything about.

Shadowphile · March 20, 2006, 07:10:55 PM

Has anyone actually bothered to suggest to Conqueroo (who must be an Aussie bent on world domination) that if he wants people to read his posts and respond to them perhaps he should cut out the capitals and the caffiene that is likely responsible for them?

dean · March 20, 2006, 08:24:50 PM

The Conqueroo Wrote:
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> With The Exception Of Dean,You Guys Are Really A
> Great Big Ball Of Fun!!!

Yes!! I get a mention! I feel so fulfilled!

Actually speaking of Dr Phil, I just saw a trailer for Scary Movie 4, with the illustrious Dr Phil in it sawing his foot off. I think that will sum up, to me, that this movie won't be nearly as good as the other ones were [which, I know, isn't saying much].

I don't know. There's just something about Dr Phil that just really really annoys me.

Andrew · March 20, 2006, 08:33:00 PM

Shadowphile Wrote:
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> Has anyone actually bothered to suggest to
> Conqueroo (who must be an Aussie bent on world
> domination) that if he wants people to read his
> posts and respond to them perhaps he should cut
> out the capitals and the caffiene that is likely
> responsible for them?

I sent him a warning email last night about some of his recent posts, since they have been little more than clutter. No answer as of yet.

odinn7 · March 20, 2006, 08:59:30 PM

Shadowphile Wrote:
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> Has anyone actually bothered to suggest to
> Conqueroo (who must be an Aussie bent on world
> domination)...

Actually, from what I see, it looks like he's in or around Texas. I also believe he's aware of what he's doing based on the fact that we mention it in this topic and he replies with the same format.

The Conqueroo · March 20, 2006, 09:05:59 PM

A Few Answers To Your Questions:Firstly,I'm Not Australian.Although I Do Love The Land Down Under.I'm Tenth Generation Scots-Irish With A Little Bit Of Cherokee Indian Thrown n,And I Live In North Texas.Secondly,I Don't Have Any Plans For World Domination.I'll Leave That Up To Pinky and the Brain.Thirdly,I'm Not On Caffeine.Two Years Ago,I Found Out That I'm A Type Two Diabetic,So I Pretty Much Cut Out The Regular *(*Sugar Added.Not Diet.)Soft Drinks.No,I Just Get An Adreline Rush By Hunting and Pecking On The Computer.If It Upsets You,I'm Sorry,But It's The way I Type.So Tough!!Finally,I'm 47;Which Means I'm Older and Have More Insurance!!So Ponder Upon That Nerdomatics!!!