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Started by ulthar, May 12, 2006, 07:36:00 PM

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ulthar

May 12, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
Legally Blond 2.

Don't miss it.
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

ulthar

#1
May 13, 2006, 12:14:30 AM
I cannot believe we watched this piece of bile rotted, festering open sore SHOOT ME NOW idiotic tripe for two hours.

I'll admit I have not watched Gigli.  I just cannot do it.  I've lost too many brain cells to youthful indescretion in my twenties and early thirties.  But Legally Blond 2 cannot be much better.  What a mind numbingly STUPID pile of steaming crap.  I cannot believe this movie got funding and that people actually worked on it.

The scarey part is: someone, somewhere is proud that they were part of it.

I am truly ashamed.  I thought I could handle it.
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

odinn7

#2
May 13, 2006, 08:08:43 AM
You're weak mister...you need rest...it will be ok...
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Just Plain Horse

#3
May 13, 2006, 09:16:18 AM
I got to be honest with you guys, just because a bad movie is coming on doesn't mean I feel the compulsion to subject myself to it. I saw this coming on and made a point NOT to watch. Everything in moderation, even crappy films.

ulthar

#4
May 13, 2006, 10:27:00 AM
So true.  But, as Andrew says on the review page (BadMovies.org Reviews):

"To be a true "well rounded" bad movie viewer it is necessary to see the one or two slime movies - even a skull now and then. "

This was my skull film for while.  I'm lucky I can still see after that, of course, because I have SOYLENT GREEN in there for later this weekend.  Maybe having experienced LB2 will make SOYLENT GREEN That Much Better(tm) by comparison.
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

odinn7

#5
May 13, 2006, 11:51:38 AM
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Mr_Vindictive

#6
May 13, 2006, 12:06:11 PM
Odinn,

Dammit!  Thanks for ruining the movie for me!  Bastard!
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"The greatest medicine in the world is human laughter. And the worst medicine is zombie laughter." -- Jack Handey

A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

odinn7

#7
May 13, 2006, 01:51:24 PM
Skaboi Wrote:
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> Odinn,
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> Dammit!  Thanks for ruining the movie for me!
> Bastard!


Sorry dude...I'm just such a loser...
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

LilCerberus

#8
May 15, 2006, 01:22:39 AM
It seems that ever since some cop show that I can't remember the name of got cancelled, I've come to find my Friday night AA meeting a helluva lot more entertaining what's on Friday night TV. Who knows? Maybe that's why I used to be a (blank)ing lush.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

flacorocks

#9
May 15, 2006, 04:55:31 AM
Saw the commercial for this one come on the night before it aired.  I'm usually working Sunday nights and took Mother's Day off to visit my mom.  Funny thing is, I made a comment at the commercial, and my girlfiend (who is blonde) said, "It is a funny movie!!". Needless to say, I opted to watch my Phoenix Suns lose to LA.......

dean

#10
May 15, 2006, 06:01:19 AM
This one I must admit I'm guilty of watching and whilst I'm also guilty of enjoying it, to a degree [with much banging of head against solid objects of course.]  Though recently methinks this movie will just annoy me purely by association with somebody I know who, whilst not blonde, exudes that blonde mentality, and as such any saving grace that film may have had with me is now dead and buried, which some may say is for the best.
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Just Plain Horse

#11
May 17, 2006, 11:18:56 AM
flacorocks Wrote:
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> Saw the commercial for this one come on the night
> before it aired.  I'm usually working Sunday
> nights and took Mother's Day off to visit my mom.
> Funny thing is, I made a comment at the
> commercial, and my girlfiend (who is blonde) said,
> "It is a funny movie!!". Needless to say, I opted
> to watch my Phoenix Suns lose to LA.......

By comparision, that's time well spent. :)
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