OT: this might be an odd request

[Newt]

My reaction?  "Yeah? I'd like to see you try!"

See: if this guy could come back from the dead - then it's pretty darn likely my fantasy persona is verified and I could kick his butt with one arm tied behind my back.

But then, I am sure that's just me.

[LilCerberus]

"I was working one night in my office,
when a man I had recently killed
called me up from a phone near my building,
& so I looked out the window at him.
He had that same obsequious manner.
That was the reason I'd had him killed.
So, to calm my nerves, I sang this song to him over the phone:

Turn around! Turn around!
There's a thing there that can be found.
Turn around! Turn around!
It's a human skull on the ground.
Human skull, on the ground.
Turn around!

[RCMerchant]

You people are really starting to weird me out!!!!

[LilCerberus]

I was out by myself in the graveyard.
I was doing an interpretive dance,
when I felt something heavy & pointed
strike me in the back of my neck,
And then the ghost of my dance instructor
pushed me down into an open grave
And as dirt rained down, she played a xylophone
and sang me this song

Turn around! Turn around!
There's a thing there that can be found.
Turn around! Turn around!
It's a human skull on the ground.
Human skull, on the ground.
Turn around!