I need a new bad movie!

[runitsrob]

Hey guys I'm new to the board but I'm also new to bad movies, I was first interested in B -Movies when I saw SKINNED DEEP and since then it has just snowballed, and now B -Movies are maybe my favirote kind of movies. Well anyways I was looking for new movies, I;m looking along the lines of a movie with horrible acting, great one-liners, and pretty much just a bad movie, if anyone has ever seen SKINNED DEEP, I am looking for something along the lines of that, thanks alot in advance.

[Just Plain Horse]

Have you ever heard of a movie called "Killer Condom"? How about "Monsturd"?

[Him]

Starcrash
Battle Beyond the Stars

[Shadow]

Legend of the Chupacabra (2000)

Mind-blowingly bad.

[Doc Daneeka]

Dracula 3000, which is not intentionally funny like you probably like, but might as well be.

Maybe the Aughts (2000's) version of How to Make a Monster is your speed?

[zombiedudeman]

get some Don Dohler films, Nightbeast and Alien Factor I recommend horrible acting and memorable bad scenes, it's a laugh riot!

[Amanda]

House of the Dead II.  NOT the first one.  That was just stinky.  The second made me giggle a lot, some cute little political references in it...

[Yaddo 42]

Another Don Dohler film worth finding is Stakes from a few years ago. A premise that would need a much bigger budget to be done well, bad acting, dodgy CGI (a vampire running away holding a freshly severed head which is clearly the actress running along and everything from the neck down digitally removed, stakings done done by CGI to save costume cleanup I guess), a tacky sex scene (out of shape guy, woman with implants that look like they're full of helium, better looking woman onl the sidelines). The vampire queen from another dimension arrives on our world wearing a watch that disappears and reappears, included in the extras is a blooper reel where the actress realizes she's been filming for a while with the watch on).

[Doc Daneeka]

House of the Dead II.  NOT the first one.  That was just stinky.  The second made me giggle a lot

Heh, well that's your opinion!

[zombiedudeman]

Another Don Dohler film worth finding is Stakes from a few years ago. A premise that would need a much bigger budget to be done well, bad acting, dodgy CGI (a vampire running away holding a freshly severed head which is clearly the actress running along and everything from the neck down digitally removed, stakings done done by CGI to save costume cleanup I guess), a tacky sex scene (out of shape guy, woman with implants that look like they're full of helium, better looking woman onl the sidelines). The vampire queen from another dimension arrives on our world wearing a watch that disappears and reappears, included in the extras is a blooper reel where the actress realizes she's been filming for a while with the watch on).

wow, the tacky sex scenes must be Dohler's signature. I remember in Nightbeast there was the two that started having sex in the most inappropriate time...and the guy had a gray afro while the chick looked pretty old.

[zombie no.one]

...a couple of low-budget UK films from the 70's that simply defy belief - 'bad-movie' wise:

"Horror Hospital"

and one just called "Terror", from 1979

[Yaddo 42]

I guess ya work with what ya got, zombiedudeman. Or worse than a signature, maybe he has a fetish for them!

[zombiedudeman]

I guess ya work with what ya got, zombiedudeman. Or worse than a signature, maybe he has a fetish for them!

haha that would be disturbing if he was into ugly people having sex. I heard the commentary though and he says they were local friends, yep no other options. There is this one hot blonde chick with big knockers that was in 2 of his movies but never got naked like the old people.

Now here's some more extremley bad laugh out loud movies but with the right kinda people naked 

[Amanda]

Heh, well that's your opinion!

What, that the first one blew or the second was giggly?   

[Scott]

LADY TERMINATOR is a film I've been wanting to see since I first saw the trailer for it.