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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 03:25:06 PM »

"When the barbarian regains consciousness he is completely alone, and has no idea where the plot has gone." - I spit out my snickers!  BounceGiggle
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 10:32:51 PM »

I'd just like to say I haven't seen this flick, but my first character DID get killed in "Keep on the Borderlands". It was included in the star-up pack. His name was Bosk, taken from those awfull "GOR" books I read as a teen. That guy sure had a thing about slavegirls...  Apparently the Italians made a movie of the first Gor book, with Oliver Reed in it.
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2011, 11:17:34 PM »

That is the real problem that faces the evil rulers of Hyborian realms, not only do they have to be on the lookout for the next barbarian upstart, the damn barrel-chested nuisances tend to leave prophecy babies all over the place.

 BounceGiggle  Very funny review, I also liked the bits about Ator losing the plot.
I now want to see this even more than Hawk The Slayer.
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2013, 05:50:06 PM »

Ator: "You remember how our ancestors used to allow marriage between brother and sister? I know times have changed, but..."
Dad: "Ator, you don't know how really happy you make me."
Ator: "Well then you're saying you'd allow me to marry my sister?"


This line of dialogue alone, makes this film a must-see! That, and the swordfight with the three blind guys. Hilarious!  Cheers

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