Sextette

[wagu39]

At first I didn't want to buy the movie [I read how bad it was], but after seeing the clip, I decide that I should have it. At least it will make me laugh.

[clockworkcanary]

I'm still cracking up that Alice Cooper plays a waiter in this movie! (the last image on the review page!) hahahaah!

[Mrs Patrick Campbell]

We LOVED this movie! Timothy is SO gorgeous - does Timothy have sizemeat? We are certain that Timothy is a homosexual, though she would probably become quite angry if told so. A sister we know was in the movie. She plays the BBC announceress.

[Ryan J. Kenner]

The most disturbing thing is that you swear that Timothy Dalton is James Bond, sucking up to granny's fanny because he's trying to get the inside on some Russian terrorist group, only to find out half way that Dalton actually isn't on a mission and is actually serious in swooning over Mae West.  :bluesad:F

An extremely bad movie that is scarier than any horror movie ever made.

[Tsukasa Macleod]

My dad always said that he looked like Timothy Dalton. After seeing this movie I never looked at him the same way again. This movie is so bad, that you could watch "Citizen Kane" "Godfather" "Casablanca" and "Seven Samurai" all together back to back afterwards, and it still wouldn't make up for it! BURN IN HELL MAE! 2 hours I could have spent watching something decent.

[kentme]

I LOOOOOOVE this film!  It's so wonderfully terrible.  I haven't seen it in a few years, but reading about how horrible it is all is making me wonder why I haven't seen it lately. The "Love Will Keep Us Together" duet between Marlo and her husband is probably one of my Top Ten favorite moments in film HISTORY.  For real.  With gauze on the camera lens, the close-up of Mae when hubby sings, "Young and beautiful, your looks will never be gone" is classic...fuzzy, campy, bizarre, disturbing, charming...who could ask for anything more!!   I love it. I've hard many stories about the making of this film and all I can say is Thank God all of the producers and crew were all completely high at the time!  Viva La Sextette!

[Frank Mathieson]

I love this film, not because it's good, but because it's terrible.  Although, that's a polite way of saying it.

Me and some friends found this on TV very late one night after we'd been out drinking - my god! it was the funiest thing we'd every seen!  We couldn't believe how many famous faces are in this thing.

Needless to say, I now have this on DVD and we've made a drinking-game out of it - face it, it's the only way you can watch this film.

Also, your review was hilarious.  I think I'll check out some of the other movies you hate!

[Russ Thorn]

Haha, i recently got a blind box of ex-rentals, i had no idea what was in there and found this movie in the bottom. I had no idea what it was like but it must have been instinct and i turfed it, good move by the sound of it!

[Nick37]

Anyone questioning Timothy Dalton's acting ability or saying he shouldn't have been James Bond need only watch this picture and be proven wrong. Not only does he play the role with a straight face, He actually attempts to sing a love song to Mae West, which, if nothing else should earn him an honorary Oscar.

Looks like he perfected his camp style from this for 1980's "Flash Gordon", and thankfully was given a chance to clear his name by playing the darkest and grittiest Bond of all.