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Which batman movie was worse?

Started by KYGOTC, December 15, 2006, 08:50:37 AM

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Which batman movie was worse?

Batman:the Movie
Batman and Robin

odinn7

Batman the Movie is a classic...the movie is hilarious. Anyone recall when they're in the Bat copter and they get hit with the missile and crash land...in a foam rubber convention? How can you beat that? And the bomb? The dialogue is killer too! There just is so much about that movie that makes it awesome. I am a big fan of the Dark Knight because that is the dark and brooding Batman the way I think he should be but...this film is just too good (or is that "bad"?) to not love it.
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Neville

I saw "Batman - The Movie" some months ago. I absolutely loved the movie in '8, and has aged well. The only fault I found was that the action bits were poorly excuted, but gotta love Keaton's batman, Basinger as Vicky Vale and Jack Nicholson's antics.

On the other hand, "Batman and Robin" almost cost me my girlfriend at the time. Enough said.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Captain Tars Tarkas

I should probably watch Batman and Robin again now that Mr. Freeze is my Governor.  It is surreal going into the DMV and seeing his picture on the wall.

The original Batman movie is awesome beyond words.

KYGOTC

Quote from: Tars Tarkas on December 18, 2006, 04:48:16 AM
I should probably watch Batman and Robin again now that Mr. Freeze is my Governor.  It is surreal going into the DMV and seeing his picture on the wall.




I cant stand A.S. as Mr Freeze. Freeze is supposed to be sucha serious and *ahem* cold charecter and Batman and robin just made him waaaaay to damn goofy. and not in a good way like the viillains of Batman: The Movie.

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It just doesn't really say "cold hearted and evil" to me.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

Ometiklan

Batman and Robin for sure....Confession time I did think Alicia Silverstone was kinda hot in the Batgigl costume... :thumbup:
And when he shall die
Take him and cut him into little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

Ozzymandias

Ozzymandias speaks: Why do we just pick on Clooney and West when Robert Lowrey's 1948 movie gets of scott free? AAAAARRRRGGHHH! That has to be the only version where Batman and Robin get their butts kicked in every fight. Also John Duncan had to be the oldest Robin in history. I think he the same age as Robert Lowrey. When I was four my dad made me a Batman cape out of an old table cloth and I looked more like Batman wearing that than Robert Lowrey did.  The cliffhangers suck too. It's like Batman and Robin run into a building and the episode ends with the announcer saying "Will Batman and Robin come back out of the building?" Also we know who the Wizzard is from the begining.

Sorry that is the worst Batman ever.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

odinn7

Quote from: Ometiklan on December 18, 2006, 09:14:20 PM
Batman and Robin for sure....Confession time I did think Alicia Silverstone was kinda hot in the Batgigl costume... :thumbup:

Yeah, I agree...I could have just watched her running around in that costume for the whole movie.
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lordwormm

You have to admit this is a paradoxical question on a bad movies message board. 

Assuming we all have tastes in film that could be called eccentric, ahem,

Most of us here have an esoteric understanding of the various levels of entertainment a piece of film can possess.  We can analyze and appreciate even the lousiest flick and come up with at least one way to enjoy it.  Even if it involves drinking games.

So as a Bad Movie fan I declare all versions of the Batman equal on each of their respective levels of entertainment. 

The Good:  John Glover, Vincent Schiavelli, Ed Begley Jr., Tracey Walter, Jack Lalane, Pfeiffer's vinyl, green Q-marked tights on the bigscreen, Commadore Schmidlap.

The Bad:  Alfred croaks..., Kim Basinger, Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, Mutated Penguin man, Burton's a stickler for continuity.

The Ugly:  Bat-Nipples, Prince, Mustachioed Joker, Pat Hingle.
     

I also apologize for being a rambling boob.

KYGOTC

Quote from: odinn7 on December 18, 2006, 11:41:06 PM
Quote from: Ometiklan on December 18, 2006, 09:14:20 PM
Batman and Robin for sure....Confession time I did think Alicia Silverstone was kinda hot in the Batgigl costume... :thumbup:

Yeah, I agree...I could have just watched her running around in that costume for the whole movie.


Heh, did anyone notice that Batman and Robin both had rubber nipples, but Batgirl didn't? I found that kinda funny.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

odinn7

Would I be a perv if I said I noticed she didn't have any?  :teddyr:
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Derf

Quote from: odinn7 on December 19, 2006, 12:55:47 PM
Would I be a perv if I said I noticed she didn't have any?  :teddyr:

Only if you then followed that up with a story about stalking Alicia Silverstone for months, trying to peek in her window to find out whether she has them in real life.  :teddyr:  Not that I'd know anything about that. Um, er, bye.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

odinn7

Quote from: Derf on December 19, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: odinn7 on December 19, 2006, 12:55:47 PM
Would I be a perv if I said I noticed she didn't have any?  :teddyr:

Only if you then followed that up with a story about stalking Alicia Silverstone for months, trying to peek in her window to find out whether she has them in real life.  :teddyr:  Not that I'd know anything about that. Um, er, bye.

No, no...nothing like that...I mean, Kate Beckinsale would get so p**sed at me if she knew I was stalking Silverstone...
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Derf

Quote from: odinn7 on December 19, 2006, 03:42:00 PM
Quote from: Derf on December 19, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: odinn7 on December 19, 2006, 12:55:47 PM
Would I be a perv if I said I noticed she didn't have any?  :teddyr:

Only if you then followed that up with a story about stalking Alicia Silverstone for months, trying to peek in her window to find out whether she has them in real life.  :teddyr:  Not that I'd know anything about that. Um, er, bye.

No, no...nothing like that...I mean, Kate Beckinsale would get so p**sed at me if she knew I was stalking Silverstone...

Not to mention that if you did, then you'd have both Batgirl and Selene out to kick your backside. Although that could be fun if that's your thing...
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Ometiklan

Quote from: Derf on December 19, 2006, 01:14:00 PM
Quote from: odinn7 on December 19, 2006, 12:55:47 PM
Would I be a perv if I said I noticed she didn't have any?  :teddyr:

Only if you then followed that up with a story about stalking Alicia Silverstone for months, trying to peek in her window to find out whether she has them in real life.  :teddyr:  Not that I'd know anything about that. Um, er, bye.

No BiggerA Perv Than I!
And when he shall die
Take him and cut him into little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

Dennis

Quote from: Ometiklan on December 18, 2006, 09:14:20 PM
Batman and Robin for sure....Confession time I did think Alicia Silverstone was kinda hot in the Batgigl costume... :thumbup:

In my opinion the best Bat Girl is Yvonne Craig, from the series with Adam West and Burt Ward, when I was a young man I found watching her on TV was something I just had to do, now that I'm older I can't seem to remember why :question:

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.