You're right Trek...that is totally ridiculous.
I still remember various things I did when I was in kindergarten and pinching & poking girls and pulling their hair were some of them.
We boys loved to annoy the hell out of the girls. It was obligatory.
But then they also did their best to annoy us right back.
That's nothing though...
In the mid 80's, my younger brother got in trouble when he was in kindergarten for socking a girl in the mouth and knocking one of her front teeth out.
Apparently she bullied him pretty badly and one day he'd decided that enough was enough.
I wonder what kind of ridiculous trumped up charge they'd slap him with if that had happened these days?