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alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« on: October 13, 2015, 03:55:47 PM »
Five- nine, overweight
Semi-negro, getting old
Alan D Hopewell.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 06:01:03 PM »
JGG is me
Six feet tall, old big loud mouth. 
Annoy too many. 
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 06:44:50 PM »
Artifacts I find,
Novels I can't stop writing.
"Indiana" me.
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 08:19:28 PM »
My name's Russ/Retro.
I'm mad at lazy, dumb folks.
Work hard; have nice house.
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »
I watch weird movies
Then I write reviews of them.
I also drink beer.
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