BloodRayne on Sci-Fi Saturday

raj · January 19, 2007, 11:34:18 AM

Is it any good or just a waste of time?

Jordan · January 19, 2007, 12:14:37 PM

A horrible waste of time. Its a step up from Uwe Boll's previous films but that's not saying much. The only worthwhile scene is Kristianna Lokan's sex scene in a dungeon. LOL! And since Bloodrayne is showing on Sci-Fi, that scene will be gone. Still... its better than most of Sci-Fi's "original pictures."

raj · January 19, 2007, 02:21:38 PM

Thanks.
I'm not sure I've seen any of Uwe's productions, and it doesn't look like I'm missing much. Maybe I'll slip Phantom of the Opera in instead.

Torgo · January 19, 2007, 06:25:22 PM

Quote from: Jordan on January 19, 2007, 12:14:37 PM
The only worthwhile scene is Kristianna Lokan's sex scene in a dungeon. LOL! And since Bloodrayne is showing on Sci-Fi, that scene will be gone. Still... its better than most of Sci-Fi's "original pictures."

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Automan2000 · January 19, 2007, 08:24:20 PM

Alone in the Dark really makes you realize why Christian Slater doesn't get much work these days. Tara Reid playing a scientist is so hilarious it almost makes the movie worth watching.

I haven't seen Bloodrayne yet but I know that at some point I will watch it.

Mr_Vindictive · January 19, 2007, 11:40:40 PM

I'm a bit of a Boll apologist.

I love the man's work, if only for how bad the films are. I've said that time and time again. Isn't that what we are all here for? Bad Movies!

That being said, I have yet to bring myself to watch Bloodrayne. I played the games on my PC and thought they were ok. I picked up the DVD of Bloodrayne when it was released and have yet to watch it. I flipped through it once, and that was enough to keep me away from it. Looked much worse than House Of The Dead and Alone In The Dark. I don't know if I can handle something that bad.

Famous Mortimer · January 20, 2007, 02:46:24 AM

Unlike "House of the Dead" and "Alone in the Dark" (both full-on funny crapfests), this is just boring. Loken's no good in it, Michelle Rodriguez is completely wasted and blah blah blah. I struggle to even be bothered enough to talk about a film this...nothing.

Jordan · January 20, 2007, 03:10:30 AM

Well I have some DVD news for all you Uwe Boll enthusiasts. I forget WHERE I read this (I believe it was in a magazine that my friendly neighborhood video store owner gets) but apparently Uwe is releasing NEW cuts of "House of the Dead" and "Alone in the Dark." The new cut of "House" will be a "parody" of the film with some new scenes added, some old scenes deleted, and well.... yeah, sounds like he's making it even worse. "Alone" will have the Slater/Reid sex scene taken out (which is good because it was a really bad sex scene... they looked so uncomfortable writhing all over each other), however more footage of Tara Reid will be put back in.

He's also working on a sequel to Bloodrayne and has yet to release Dungeon Siege (which features an all-star cast headed by Jason Statham). I think some of us should move to Germany and abuse the same German Tax Laws that allow Uwe to make his films. What say you fellow bad movie fans?!

Can we make better movies than Uwe Boll?!?!

Jordan · January 20, 2007, 03:12:26 AM

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez have allegedly been dating.... secretly.... after meeting during Bloodrayne.... I guess those two got use of the Dungeon set after hours when no one was around? Now THAT'D make a great movie! Whatcha think Torgo?

Jack · January 20, 2007, 10:32:44 AM

So my favorite new uber-babe Kristaana is...playing for the other team?

Dennis · January 20, 2007, 11:38:54 AM

I have tried to watch this film, on cable (Starz I believe) no less than three times, I just can't seem to get past the first thirty minutes or so, if anything for me the movie starts off slow and bad, then just gets slower and worse, I can't watch much more than this.

Captain Tars Tarkas · January 21, 2007, 02:09:07 AM

Here is a Bloodrayne 2 preview video: http://www.pitchpage.com/main.php?id=341

Please note that vampiric Billy the Kid is played by the guy who played Bully Scut Farkus in A Christmas Story.

dean · January 21, 2007, 03:59:09 AM

Quote from: Torgo on January 19, 2007, 06:25:22 PM

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Hahahaha! That was so ridiculous, but I have to admit, I couldn't help but thinking 'Wow, these are some really interesting camera angles being used' and actually thought a bit better of Boll.

As my first and only Uwe Boll film, I have to say that as terrible as it was, it was nowhere near as bad as I thought it was going to be.

This is of course not saying much at all...

Shadow · January 21, 2007, 09:54:12 PM

I finally caught this one today and I have to say...at the risk of being tarred, feathered and run out of town...I kinda liked it.

Now, I wasn't overly fond of Boll's last two films, but I suppose what made this one bearable for me was the period setting...and the hot chicks.

I gotta admit, some of the fake accents were terrible.

Andrew · January 21, 2007, 10:55:49 PM

Quote from: Shadowfyre on January 21, 2007, 09:54:12 PM
I finally caught this one today and I have to say...at the risk of being tarred, feathered and run out of town...I kinda liked it.

Did he threaten you? I know that he boxed those kids in Canada, but this is going too far...