Missing Board members

[Menard]

Am I going to have to do another Dave tribute...hmmm?

I think we all remember his last tribute.

[Zapranoth]

Your avatar suits you well, Menard.   Grinning teeth in darkness.

(just shut up about my avatar you Tolkein unsophisticate.  Er, Peter Jackson unsophisticate.)

Andrew, what is your avatar?   

[Menard]

I've read some Tolkien, but I don't recall any mention about vaginas.

[Andrew]

My avatar is an Orz, from the "Star Control 2" game.  They tended to speak in ways that hurt your head (it was on the 3DO and the aliens actually spoke out loud):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orz_(Star_Control)



ADDED:  I should mention that Trekgeezer's current quote, under his avatar, made me laugh Jack Daniels out of my nose the first time I saw it.  Sometimes, the board can cause serious pain to those who are not prepared.

[Zapranoth]

There are times when your reviews, Andrew, remind me of Dr. Demento's infamous Sixty Second Audio Torture Chamber.

I'm sure there are a few here who know what I'm talking about.

Except that for Andrew, sixty seconds isn't enough.   Noooooooooo.   A Marine can take sixty, nay, maybe 88 minutes!   Sometimes longer!  (But usually probably fewer than 90 minutes) and with visual torture added, too!

The Orgs talk in an annoying way because their voices are awful?  Or do they use really entertaining Engrish?  (ie, For greate justice remove every zig.)