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Menard · January 23, 2007, 08:58:35 AM

Oh, and don't forget, the soldier who plays with signs.

*edit: uh...I meant Marine who plays with signs

Dennis · January 23, 2007, 09:27:53 AM

Quote from: Menard on January 23, 2007, 08:57:00 AM
Quote from: DENNIS on January 23, 2007, 01:49:10 AM
...this was a great place for intelligent grown ups...

Hmmm?

Let's see; we have a 50+ year old who still believes Star Trek is real, a 40 something with a squirrel fetish, a 30 something who named himself after a cat, a comic book lover who thinks anime chicks are hot, and of course me among others. I must have missed something; could you point out the grownups on this board?

Okay, I'll admit it, this is a great site for the immature adolescent that lives in all of us, as for the rest well, I just returned from a trip around the solar system, courtesy of Captain Archer and the Enterprise, to pass the time I read comic books to a hot anime chick, said she was Sailor Moon's older sister, then we watched the cat play with the squirrels. By the way it might not be a good idea to refer to the man who plays with signs as a soldier, Marines can sometimes take exception to such remarks.

Poogie · January 23, 2007, 02:35:04 PM

It's amazing how one little question can cause so much havoc......I love it.

Zapranoth · January 23, 2007, 07:24:41 PM

And then there's me, named after a demon lord from a Fred Saberhagen book.

So.. Menard... you didn't *watch* the Lord of the Rings movies?

Doc Daneeka · January 23, 2007, 07:35:26 PM

Well neither did I but I knew what it was, I think the real question is...

trekgeezer · January 23, 2007, 07:42:07 PM

Star Trek is to real, and as soon as Mom thinks I'm old enough to get out of her basement I'll prove it!

Scott · January 23, 2007, 09:42:49 PM

Did someone say "GIGLI"?

J-Lo can explain why Menard had mistaken Zapranoth's avatar for something else. You should give the film more credit Menard and you won't run into these difficulties.

Zapranoth · January 23, 2007, 11:19:56 PM

I never watched Gigli.... so, does J-Lo sport a flaming vagina in that one...?

Andrew · January 23, 2007, 11:23:51 PM

Quote from: Zapranoth on January 23, 2007, 11:19:56 PM
I never watched Gigli.... so, does J-Lo sport a flaming vagina in that one...?

I think you are confusing this with "Fantastic Four" and Jessica Alba.

Dennis · January 23, 2007, 11:40:11 PM

Quote from: Menard on January 23, 2007, 08:58:35 AM
Oh, and don't forget, the soldier who plays with signs.

*edit: uh...I meant Marine who plays with signs

Menard, the thought occurs to me that my line about soldiers and Marines taking exception was probably uncalled for, it was the best response to the sign playing I could come up with at 6:30 AM just before leaving for work. I was trying to pull your leg, I didn't intend to make you feel bad, so if thats what I did I want to apologise to you.

Menard · January 24, 2007, 09:38:34 AM

Quote from: Scott on January 23, 2007, 09:42:49 PM
Did someone say "GIGLI"?

Did I forget to mention the 40 something who has a nazi zombie Gigli fetish?

Zapranoth · January 25, 2007, 02:39:46 AM

A nazi zombie Gigli?!?

Did Sam Raimi remake the movie into something decent? That would raaaaaaawk!

Menard · January 25, 2007, 04:43:20 AM

Quote from: Zapranoth on January 25, 2007, 02:39:46 AM
A nazi zombie Gigli?!?

Did Sam Raimi remake the movie into something decent? That would raaaaaaawk!

Nah, but Scott has a script.

Zapranoth · January 25, 2007, 05:30:13 AM

Youuuu bettah watch it, Menard.

We've all of us here watched A Clockwork Orange.

You might find yourself in Scott's house one unwary day, strapped to a couch, with Scott leaning over you with the eyedrops... and J-Lo smiling on a movie screen before your terrified, unblinking gaze.

FYI, Gigli viewings are -5d20 SAN points. Worse than looking on the face of Great Cthulhu himself, ya know.

odinn7 · January 25, 2007, 11:12:59 AM

Quote from: Menard on January 23, 2007, 08:57:00 AM

...a 40 something with a squirrel fetish...

WTF....Is that directed at me? I just turned 40 in November you SOB...and I do not have a squirrel fetish...the evil bastards attacked me and my daughter...DEATH TO THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!