Favorite lines from movies.....

[Dennis]

Another couple of my favorites:
You had best start s****** me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*** you up
OOOOH, Jules, I just shot Marvin in the face!
followed by
We are driving around in broad daylite in a car covered in brains and blood, cops tend to notice things like that.

[Thorn Is]

probably not going to get it word for word

"The greatest swordsman in Italy does not fear the second best, but the worse, for that one would be unpredictable." Vincent Price - Masque of Red Death

[Zapranoth]

"Bye."

(From which movie?)

[BoyScoutKevin]

Really there are so many great scenes in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," that quoting a line or two from the movie, really doesn't do the movie any justice, it has to be seen, as peformed by Monty Python, to really appreciate it,  but here are a couple of lines from the film, that gives one some idea of the type of humor in it.

A king [gesturing to the window]: "One day, all this will be yours."
His son, the prince: "What the curtains?"

The Broadway musical "Spamalot,"  most likely takes its title from a line in this film.

[Potato king]

My favourite movie line comes from the finnish dubbed version of silver fang, and roughly translated it goes something like this:
"They don't fear anything, that's why they are nothing-fearers."
The dubbing is so horrible, that if you understand finnish, you will laugh your intestines out during the first three minutes and actually enjoy the pain!

[Poogie]

"I notice you're frowning this morning, mophead ....You're not angry with me are you?"
"You know I don't think I could stand it if I thought you were angry with me."


Does anyone know what this is from?

[Mr. DS]

all time favorite...after Luke says "Your overconfidence is your weakness" in ROTJ...the Emporer's response...

"Your faith in your friends is yours..."

[Katie]

"I'm not bad.  I'm just drawn that way."

[Dennis]

Actually I'm from Iowa, I only work in outerspace.

[LilCerberus]

  "Hey Mickey, I thought you were putting your clothes on."
"I was putting my clothes on, but my clothes took off! Could it be my clothes are putting *me* on?"

"You'd forget your head, if it weren't attached."
"NO! Don't listen to him, head! Stay there, head!"

[JimH The Special]

One of my favorites is near the end of Heist (the Gene Hackman one).

A wounded villain says, with a hero over him with a gun:

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"

"I just did"

*BANG*

[odinn7]

"Perhaps it was the result of an anxiety"- Bubba Zanetti in Mad Max

"Back off man, I'm a scientist"- Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghost Busters

"Your mother ate my dog!"- Paquita Maria Sanchez in Dead Alive/ Braindead

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you"- Batman in Batman Begins

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin"- Marv in Sin City

[Trevor]

From Shaun Of The Dead:

David: "I'm a lecturer!"
Shaun: "You're a TWAT!"

From The Crimson Rivers:

Max: "I didn't come all this way to stand here with my dick in my hand!"

From La Haine

Little Man: "Ahhh, there's nothing like a good s***!" 

From Hellraiser

Pinhead: "We have such sights to show you!"

And my favourite, also courtesy Mr Doug Bradley from HellRaiser: Hellseeker

Pinhead: "Welcome to the worst nightmare of all. Reality."

[Trevor]

Hi Zapranoth ~ I think that's Clu Gulager's line from The Hidden 

[unluckytourist]

"That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."

"We've gone on holiday by mistake." and "I mean to have you even if it must be burglary."

"It's all greek to me!"

Thats enough for me now.