There Oughta Be A Law!

[Psycho Circus]

And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.

He's dead.

[WilliamWeird1313]

And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.

He's dead.

That won't stop him.

Seriously, turn on your TV and wait 20 minutes. Danged if you won't end up seeing a commercial for Oxi-Clean or Hercules Hooks or something.

The man simply can... not... die!!!

[Psycho Circus]

Myabe it's just tribute acts to Mays, like Elvis. Maybe there's a whole bunch of Billy Mays' in Vegas shows, selling Oxi-Clean.

[The Burgomaster]

Against any new reality TV shows.  Let the existing ones die graceful deaths, then let's move on.

[Ash]

And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.

He's dead.

I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.

[Doggett]

And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.

He's dead.

I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.

Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.


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It's a toughie.

[ghouck]

Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.


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It's a toughie.

You'd probably have better luck bringing JOHN back from the dead. . .

[meQal]

I want a law against fat guys buying speedos. I'm a fat guy and even I think this it's wrong to even try to pull off wearing something like that. It's just seriously wrong.

[indianasmith]

Women over 300 pounds wearing bicycle pants.  Especially bright green ones!

[meQal]

Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that

Any fat guy from owning anything that says "No Fat Chicks". If you are a fat guy, you really have no buisness rejecting any woman based on their size.

[3mnkids]

People(women mostly) who wait until they are checked out and bagged to dig through their purse and get their checkbook.. FFS! you know you are going to write a check right? get started on it while you are being checked out, its not that difficult. And another thing, it doesn't have to be so neat that it takes five minutes to write, its a check, not a resume.

I swear a women did this yesterday at the store for a bottle of juice. im not kidding. There were 8 people behind her and she was writing a check for 2.50 item and taking her sweet ass time doing it. I think it was a deliberate attempt to p**s everyone off. 

[ghouck]

White kids that call each other by the N-word. . . Even more so are those that can't understand other white people finding it offensive.

[Joe the Destroyer]

And I swear to God if I ever see Billy Mays on the street I'm going to kaboom his ass. What a annoy creature.

He's dead.

I wrote this thread back in Feb. of 2007.
Doggett brought it back from the dead.

Currently, I'm trying to bring James Belushi's career back from the dead.


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It's a toughie.

I was hoping Vincent Price or John Candy would be next.

[WilliamWeird1313]

Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that

In all fairness to me... my butt is quite juicy.

Tends to leak, in point of fact.

[Paquita]

Anyone over 30 or at least 100lbs over weight wearing shorts that have the word "Juicy" written across the butt. If you are over either of these, you are too old and/or too big to be wearing something like that

Yeah wait! I have a problem with this law too!  What about 12 year olds and/or underweight individuals with the "Juicy" butt pants?  There ain't no juice in there and if there is you got no business drinking it!  I think we should just burn all the Juicy pants.  Anything with a word across the butt is an invitation to talk about your butt, but people who wear word-butt pants or shorts are always offended when you talk about their butt.

Wait, I would wear pants that said "Butt" on the butt though.  And I promise not to get offended when people point out that my butt is there while I am wearing the butt pants.