Worst (most badly made, laughable) bad movie you've seen?

[packmule]

What would you say was the worst (or best, depending on how you see it) bad movie you've seen?

As in, the cheapest, most laughable, badly made, badly acted, most unprofessional movie?

And why?

A*P*E(1976), a Korean film directed by Paul Leder that features a 36 foot tall ape and was made to undoubtedly cash in on the King Kong craze generated from Dino de Laurentis' KK film also released to theaters in 1976.

A*P*E is without question the worst film I've ever seen: the suit used to render the giant ape was poor, the English dubbing assinine and the special effects were atrocious.

Another stinker that immediately comes to mind: The Mighty Gorga(1969).

[Kester Pelagius]

I'll see your MIGHTY GORGA and raise you one WHAM BAM, THANK YOU SPACE MAN.

It don't get much worse than that, unless it's a Polonia Bros DTV turd.

[Skull]

Return of the Boogeyman (1994)... A text book example on everything you shouldn't do to make a movie.

If you think you have seen a worse movie than Return of the Boogeyman (1994), then you have not seen Return of the Boogeyman (1994).

[Paquita]

I hated Return of the Boogeyman SO much that I couldn't turn it off no matter how much I wanted because that would be letting the movie WIN!  The only thing enjoyable about it was imagining that it was filmed by midgets because a lot of the camera angles were aimed at butts or from the knees up.

[Jape]

Killer Nun springs to mind, or the (Killer) Lift for that matter!

[D-Man]

No contest.  It has to be Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

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[Cthulhu]

No contest.  It has to be Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

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I've just got that movie! With swedish subtitles!
Judging by the clip, I'll laugh my ass off.

[Jape]

"GARBAGE DAY"!!!

I'd forgotten about this bad boy. 

[Doggett]

Frogs.

Without friends watching it with you, it can be a very painful film to sit through.

[Magnus]

6. ORGY of the LIVING DEAD-A.C.Stephens and Ed Wood team up to give us a bizzare strip tease show from the nether world...and who is the ruler of the nether world? The Amazing Criswell, of course! As a extra bounus....it also feature a horny werewolf and mummy...and a pre- Elvira  vampire chick!....

Most of the topless dancers looked bored and I have to say I agreed.  

My pick for the worst is Star Crystal.  Here is part 1 of 10 from youtube (why anyone would put the whole movie on Youtub I do not know).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGc0kHomnac


It is my hope to see all of this one it looks both horrible yet classic...Dan Haggerty and Nazi Elves  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxRgAbhZYqI

The Day of the Dead remake with Ving Rames was painful too.  

[Paquita]

BLOOD SHACK was the most deliciously awful movie I've seen in a while, but what makes it even better is the Netflix summary of it:
"Carolyn Brandt plays a woman who goes against the best advice and decides to move into an old estate she's inherited -- even though everyone has told her it's inhabited by a deadly supernatural creature named Chopper, who's been responsible for the mysterious deaths of those who dare cross the mansion's threshold. But the property is rightfully hers, and she's determined to claim it, even if it means she has to face off a wayward spirit."

1. The estate/mansion is actually a SHACK, hence the title.
2. The "deadly supernatural creature" is a guy in a black sweatsuit
3. Chopper?  No,no, it's The CHOOPer!

And at the end, the girl wears a very dazzling pair of pants that made me think she must do pornos. On further investigation, it didn't seem that she did but I think the director has.

[Psycho Circus]

Granny (1999)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225899/

[Skull]

BLOOD SHACK was the most deliciously awful movie I've seen in a while, but what makes it even better is the Netflix summary of it:
"Carolyn Brandt plays a woman who goes against the best advice and decides to move into an old estate she's inherited -- even though everyone has told her it's inhabited by a deadly supernatural creature named Chopper, who's been responsible for the mysterious deaths of those who dare cross the mansion's threshold. But the property is rightfully hers, and she's determined to claim it, even if it means she has to face off a wayward spirit."

1. The estate/mansion is actually a SHACK, hence the title.
2. The "deadly supernatural creature" is a guy in a black sweatsuit
3. Chopper?  No,no, it's The CHOOPer!

And at the end, the girl wears a very dazzling pair of pants that made me think she must do pornos. On further investigation, it didn't seem that she did but I think the director has.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKOzVZQqP3c

[Fishasaurus]

Blood Freak, bar none.  Not even Manos:The Hands Of Fate can truly compete with Herschel, the blood-drinking Elvis-lookalike 6-foot turkey.

[peter johnson]

Elves was made by the same fine people who gave you "Robo-chic" -- I didn't have a part in Elves, gol-durn it, but worked with the usual suspects on other things --
peter johnson/denny crane