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[Poogie]

You guys better hurry up, I went into the kitchen and found this...

I couldn't figure out where most of the cookies went.....until I went into the living room and found this........

[fortunato]

He looks like my Uncle Bill. Except for the dog, since he's a cat person. That's truly frightening.

[moravec]

Man that pic is just to cruel. AGhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I'm off the sweets for lent.

[Andrew]

That top layer of cookies looked odd.  Did you fry them up on a skillet?

And I'm pretty certain that someone is going to be cross with you once they wake up.

[Dennis]

I'm not cross with the wife, the picture is posed, I'm really not that fat, it's just that I'm about 8 1/2 months along, expect to be back to normal in about 6-7 weeks, and in the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Scott]

Dennis, I just want to know what you use those binoculars for? 

[Dennis]

My wife and I are amateur astronomers, emphasis on amateur because we're self taught. Those are 15 x 75 binoculars on a camera tripod, I find that they work well for spotting things because they have a wider field of view than the telescopes we use. Our house is so small (720 sq. ft.) that there's no room for them anyplace else.

[Poogie]

That top layer of cookies looked odd.  Did you fry them up on a skillet?

And I'm pretty certain that someone is going to be cross with you once they wake up.

What?...........I know, they look like there's a glaze or they're all oily. The recipe said to deep fry them..  ........No, it must be because of the flash from the camera, they're Oatmeal and the specks of Oatmeal seem to be shinning. Anyway they're delicious. 

[Poogie]

My wife and I are amateur astronomers, emphasis on amateur because we're self taught. Those are 15 x 75 binoculars on a camera tripod, I find that they work well for spotting things because they have a wider field of view than the telescopes we use. Our house is so small (720 sq. ft.) that there's no room for them anyplace else.

SSSSSHHHHHHHH.......Don't tell him I told you this, but, he's just to lazy too put them away, SSSSSHHHHHHHHHH........ 

[Poogie]

I'm not cross with the wife, the picture is posed, I'm really not that fat, it's just that I'm about 8 1/2 months along, expect to be back to normal in about 6-7 weeks, and in the Guinness Book of World Records.

We wrapped a king sized pillow around him, under his shirt.     

[Andrew]

And stuck a cookie half in his mouth.  I did not think you had actually managed to stage him like that while taking a nap, unless you drugged him with horse tranquilizers first.  Dennis, I must say that you were older than I had thought.

Don't get mad, I'll be there someday too - in about twenty years (maybe fifteen with the kids' influence).

[Scott]

He'll be keeping an eye on those cookies with those binoculars.

(Noticed the new stove that made the cookies.)

[Dennis]

Andrew, up until we became parents I had a full head of black hair. It started turning grey when Kari started walking, it started thinning when she hit adolescence, started falling out in bunches when she started dating. I have just one child, you have 3, well two and one on the way, do the math, it might take only 5 or 6 years to get where I am, of course without the abdominal enhancement that the wife added.

[Ash]

Dennis, I must say that you were older than I had thought.

Same here...
I had this impression that you & Poogie were a thirty or forty-something married couple.

By the way, those cookies look delicious!  
All you need is a big glass of milk to go with them.

[Poogie]

He'll be keeping an eye on those cookies with those binoculars.

(Noticed the new stove that made the cookies.)

Isn't it peeeeerrrty?  The one we had before was about 50 years old, we bought it used.
Those binoculars are great, they're almost as strong as our first telescope, we can see Jupiter pretty clearly with them.