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invent a bad movie title

Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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RCMerchant

Quote from: JaseSF on April 06, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
DARK SHADOWS CAST UPON STRANGE PARADISE

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PETS

I WALKED WITH A MUMMY'S BRIDE

BLACULA VS. BLACKENSTEIN

THE BRAIN THAT ATE THE WORLD

I had actually considered BLACULA vs. BACKENSTIEN...weird...!Or not. Warped minds think alike..that's why we're all here,I rekon.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Andrew

The Dead Are Coming To Dinner

Teenage Braineater

Don't Knock At Death's Door
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

The Burgomaster

Terror and Lust at the Black Museum of Vampire Vixens
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

I was a Teenage Horror Movie Freak Who Didn't get Laid Untill the age of 23 and Ended Up an Alchoholic and Failed Cartoonist Untill I Finally Comitted Suicide ,Died,Went to Hell, and Came back as a Zombie That Challeged the World!!!! Starring John Carridine,Cameron Mitchell, and a cast of more! :teddyr:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

Openly Gay Dwarves In The Valley Of The She-Males
please do not mock my potato.

Susan

There's another idea for a post. An acronym "fake movie title" (like F.L.E.A.S. earlier posted) and everyone comes up with b-movie themed acronym title for it.

I used to love Monstervision when they had the caption contest. They would take clip from a movie and everyone came up with captions for it

JaseSF

BLOOD OF THE GHASTLY FIENDS

GHOULS, GHOSTS, GOBLINS... GOOD GOD!

JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF INFINITY AND BEYOND

IT STALKS THE NIGHT! IT WANTS YOUR SOUL!

MONSTER FREAKS FROM MARS

EARTH VS. THE OLD ONES

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Green Lantern

What about "Slave Women from the House of Pancakes?"

"Regurgiman" Half man, half vomit!

"Gummy Bears VS. Las Vegas!"

soylentgreen

MATCHGAME OF DEATH
... or Pardon me m'am, your knife is slitting my blank!
That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

Dennis

I was an Alien Abductee for the F.B.I.

Star Wreck, Boobie Prize

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Dr. Whom

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

moravec

Musicals-

Zombie on the Roof
Guys and Daleks
Clone Me Kate
I am the *Sciolist's* Worst Nightmare.

Dr. Whom

Quote from: moravec on April 07, 2007, 08:36:57 AM
Musicals-

Guys and Daleks


With a grand finale of 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'

Keeping within my previous theme of sweets:

Marshmallows from Mars!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Poogie


AN INEXPERIENCED SPERMATOZOON ASKING DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST FALLOPIAN TUBE
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

JaseSF

MONSTERS TO BE PITIED, MONSTERS TO BE DESPISED

I WOKE UP WHEN THE WORLD ENDED

BIKER BABES VS. THE MARTIANS

IT CAME FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH

ATTACK FROM ATLANTIS  or THEY CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA


"This above all: To thine own self be true!"