zombie no.one
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« on: April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM » |
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Dead Psychos From Neptune In The Valley Of The Rabbits
edit: theres a really similar thread down the page to this but I didn't see it, oh well. this is for movies that don't exist lol
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venomx
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM » |
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Ok I got 5 ...
Godzilla vs The Zomibe Sluts from hell - It just sounds funny to me.
The Monster That Spit Cant Kill - Why did I write this? lol
Rambo vs Gamera - Oh boy no more Rambo movies get'em Gamera!
Freddy vs Jason vs Jaws - Yeah Right
The Goonies In Space - I want to see this!
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zombie no.one
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 11:27:41 PM » |
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The Monster That Spit Cant Kill
nice  . the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational... |
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM » |
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Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome
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zombie no.one
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 11:53:57 PM » |
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Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome
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quabrot
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 12:47:42 AM » |
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Academy of the Living Dead
Roundworm
Meow!
The Eyes of Bruce Lee
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fortunato
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The laziest man on mars.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 01:13:33 AM » |
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FrankenFrog
The Curse of the Blood Moon
Critters vs. Munchies
Cabin in the Woods
People Meat
Harvest of Death
Meat Cleaver Massacre
Feast of the Wererats
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Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?
You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!
"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."
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soylentgreen
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 01:33:49 AM » |
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BROWNOUT!
THEY CALL HIM THREE LEGS
ANGST AND TORPOR AT THE WAYNE MOTOR INN
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 03:51:30 AM » |
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Mutant Sex Crazed Wombats From Tokyo
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Doc Daneeka
The Game is Finished?
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It's neVer over!
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 05:39:24 AM » |
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Death above the Skyscrapers: Kaiju in New York
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RCMerchant
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM » |
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FRANKENSTIEN's ORGY of BLOODLUST
ORGASM of the SPACE VIRGINS
BLACULA vs. FRANKENKLAN
ROCKET to URANUS
BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES of SATAN's SS
DR. JERKOFF and MISS NYMPHO
I WASa TEENAGE BOOGER EATER
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934) Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?" Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends." Slobber Drool, Drip! https://www.tumblr.com/ronnymerchant |
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 09:02:27 AM » |
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Cheerleader Virgins of the Second Peloponnesian War
Fluffy - The Shatterer Of Worlds
The High School Slut Massacre
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The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.
- Paulo Coelho
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Dennis
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 10:35:18 AM » |
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Attack of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space
and 1 year later
Queen of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space
and if they're successful at the box office, the opening of:
Zombie Teddy Bear Land at Disney World.
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Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. |
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soylentgreen
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 10:39:05 AM » |
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I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")
Isn't Cash Flagg in that?  ...and a few more from myself... GOOSEY NIGHTPOISONOUS : EXPIRATION DATE 2CHASTE TEENS DIE LASTTHE RIBALD ADVENTURES OF JESUS IN PALESTINE
...or How The Savior Ended Up In Jerusalem On His Ass |
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That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"
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sebastianjackal
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 10:51:47 AM » |
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Okay, how's this?
Attack of the Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombie Leeches from Zartok-5 by way of the Negative Dimenison
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