The most weirdest/dumbest monster you've ever seen?

[sideorderofninjas]

I had forgotten how dumb the killer pinata was in Pinata: Survival Island. 

[watson11]

Hi,
   I think the most weirdest monster I saw was from the movie Grudge.This was also the scariest one I saw in the films.

[Joe]

This is the only picture I could find of the dumb monster.  If you have not seen the movie and need a laugh, watch the movie and check out the monster.  What a riot.   

John

hahahahahaha wtf

[Newt]

Wow.  Some phenomenal critters out there.

I have to vote for the mangy carpet monster from The Creeping Terror too.  The thing flops along looking like a wounded shag carpet escaping after a bad frat party. 

My memory may have embroidered it but I fondly recall glimpsing several sets of tennis shoes underneath providing locomotion, as well as one of the 'victims' reaching up and lifting the leading edge of the carpet - er, orifice - over her in order to facilitate being swallowed.  Hard to beat for 'dumb' factor.

[JPickettIII]

This is the only picture I could find of the dumb monster.  If you have not seen the movie and need a laugh, watch the movie and check out the monster.  What a riot.   

John

hahahahahaha wtf

Where did you find that???  I searched for almost an hour.

I thought that the monster was dumb, why didn't they take a hamer to it???  It was made of clay.

John

[Dr. Whom]

He appeared only briefly, but I would like to put in an honourable mention for the guy in the rabbit suit in Night of the Lepus

[RCMerchant]

 I scanned this picture from a copy of and old Famous Monsters mag...It's from the movie JUST IMAGINE...really goofy suit! It's a Martian...looks kinda cheezy New Wave...

                                             

[Derf]

Four pages of replies and no one has yet mentioned the terror that is The Godmonster of Indian Flats?

For shame!

Here's a YouTube clip

[flackbait]

It looks like Alf's monsterous brother or something lke that

[Raffine]

JUST IMAGINE

That movie's a hoot! It's from 1930 and I'm guessing the first sci-fi musical, with lots of pre-code naughtiness. The star is El Brendel an odd comedian with a terrible fake Swedish accent who goes into suspended animation and wakes up in the distant year 1980. Names have been replaced with letters and numbers like "LN-18" and "RT-21" (get it?) and everybody flies around in little personal airplanes and buys babies out of vending machine. Part of the movie is set on Mars, where that fellow in the picture lives.  There a several really terrible/hilarious big musical numbers, some of them by Martians. One really promising number featuring Martain maidens in monkey suits is unfortunately interupted by some evil Martians. Maureen O'Sullivan is the heroine and appears as a big "singing" head in telescope.

It's never been released on VHS or DVD but turns up (or used to) on the Fox Movie Channel every once in a while so there's probably bootleg DVD-Rs around. Required viewiing!

[Pilgermann]

Oh God, that Piñata movie is on AMC all of the time (it was on last night, actually).  They've betrayed their name (American Movie Classics) for a long time, now.

[KYGOTC]

Four pages of replies and no one has yet mentioned the terror that is The Godmonster of Indian Flats?

For shame!

Here's a YouTube clip

Theres something on that guy that just seems to dangle.

[RCMerchant]

Oh God, that Piñata movie is on AMC all of the time (it was on last night, actually).  They've betrayed their name (American Movie Classics) for a long time, now.

Yeah...I just watched HOT RODS to HELL on TCM...a classic?!
Great fun...but...? I'm glad they think so...because where else on TV would you find this kinda stuff? Speaking of TV...I take back everything I ever said about IFC...they been having some good stuff on latley...just saw a Coffin Joe (!!!) movie on there last week!!!

[Andrew]

Four pages of replies and no one has yet mentioned the terror that is The Godmonster of Indian Flats?

For shame!

Here's a YouTube clip

I cannot view it from here, but will guess that the clip is of the women waltzing with the monster.  I never quite understood that part either.

You know, the werewolf from "Monster Dog" probably deserves a mention.  It ended up looking like a plastic head on a stick.

[DistantJ]

There were some pretty hilarious monsters in the old Doctor Who show...