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Worst 50 Horror Films from the '80s

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Torgo

#30
April 26, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
Quote from: Kroogur on April 26, 2007, 08:48:40 PM


I will find this movie and i will watch it!...i have no fear :teddyr:

I thought that they released a flipper DVD a while back that had the 1st and 2nd film on it, but all I remember about the 2nd one is that it's one of the few films that I wasn't able to make it all the way through. 
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

ghouck

#31
April 26, 2007, 09:03:05 PM
Quote39.) Creepozoids (1987) - Linnea Quiqley and a bunch of other people bumble their way across a horribly awful Aliens rip off script.  This only gives way to an Its Alive rip off which adds to the wondefully awful feel of the flick.

Does Linnea by any chance get naked in this one? . . . just wondering. . .  :teddyr:
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Allhallowsday

#32
April 27, 2007, 10:21:07 PM
Quote from: fortunato on April 26, 2007, 12:48:45 AM
Allhallowsday just slandered Angel Heart?
That's one of my favorite films from the 80s.
As revenge, I nominate
The Lost Boys
Highly overrated. It didn't even have any hot vampire chicks in it. Total sausage party there.
I don't disagree that THE LOST BOYS is possibly over-rated (lord knows I hate BATMAN AND ROBIN) but not sure ANGEL HEART wasn't a little "sausage" obsessed, too.  I hope you can understand about ANGEL FART, er, HEART  :smile:  Afterall, I do love pepperoni pizza!   

Quote from: JaseSF on April 26, 2007, 12:11:07 PM
I enjoyed ANGEL HEART quite a bit too. Truly creepy New Orleans atmosphere in that one.
I will certainly make a point to look at it again and not report back.   :twirl:
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Mr. DS

#33
April 28, 2007, 07:14:43 AM
Quote from: ghouck on April 26, 2007, 09:03:05 PM
Quote39.) Creepozoids (1987) - Linnea Quiqley and a bunch of other people bumble their way across a horribly awful Aliens rip off script.  This only gives way to an Its Alive rip off which adds to the wondefully awful feel of the flick.

Does Linnea by any chance get naked in this one? . . . just wondering. . .  :teddyr:

Yep in a shower scene...is there a movie she doesn't get naked in is the appropiate question.   :bouncegiggle:
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Shadow

#34
April 28, 2007, 09:31:12 AM
Has anyone mentioned Oasis of the Zombies? Cuz if not, I'll submit that one.
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ghouck

#35
April 29, 2007, 03:34:17 PM
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39.) Creepozoids (1987) - Linnea Quiqley and a bunch of other people bumble their way across a horribly awful Aliens rip off script.  This only gives way to an Its Alive rip off which adds to the wondefully awful feel of the flick.

Does Linnea by any chance get naked in this one? . . . just wondering. . . 


Yep in a shower scene...is there a movie she doesn't get naked in is the appropiate question.   

Sorrority Girls in the Slimeball bowl-o-rama, , She didn't get neked in it. . I consider that the film's greatest failure. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

JaseSF

#36
April 29, 2007, 05:58:56 PM
QuoteI will certainly make a point to look at it again and not report back.

:question:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Raffine

#37
April 29, 2007, 07:06:22 PM
Quote from: Shadowfyre on April 28, 2007, 09:31:12 AM
Has anyone mentioned Oasis of the Zombies? Cuz if not, I'll submit that one.

I got this one in one of those 50 Movie Packs. I fell fast asleep after about ten minutes and haven't tried it again.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Allhallowsday

#38
April 29, 2007, 08:37:40 PM
Quote from: JaseSF on April 29, 2007, 05:58:56 PM
QuoteI will certainly make a point to look at it again and not report back.

:question:
Kidding; if I discover that ANGEL HEART was great, underrated, etc., I will report back!   :smile:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

IzzyDedjet

#39
August 28, 2007, 06:40:08 PM
Forbidden Zone (1980)

A mysterious door in the basement of the Hercules house leads to the Sixth Dimension by way of a gigantic set of intestine. When Frenchy slips through the door, King Fausto falls in love with her. The jealous Queen Doris takes Frenchy prisoner, and it is up to the Hercules family and friend Squeezit Henderson to rescue her.



I saw this one on satellite recently, and it was so bad that I had to watch it twice...just to make sure that the seemingly now permanent look of "WTF" on my face wasn't just me being unusually dense.

co written and directed by the brother of Danny Elfman, and reflective of both Danny's weirdness from The Cramps and his own from Oingo Boingo, the only redeeming factor this flick had was numerous gratuitous breast and butt shots.

Torgo

#40
August 28, 2007, 07:38:24 PM
The Jar (1984).  Some hippie looking dude driving along one day comes upon a car crash. While checking to see if there's anyone trapped inside, he finds a jar(!) containing some kind of demon that he proceeds to inexplicably take home. The thing in the jar(!) proceeds to take over his mind somehow and make him go insane.  Many shots of naked man butt follow.  One of the most boring movies that I've ever seen.     
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

HappyGilmore

#41
August 28, 2007, 08:12:37 PM
Fright Night Part 2

Sleepaway Camp

Killer Klowns From Outer Space
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

zombie no.one

#42
August 28, 2007, 09:43:29 PM
I cannot believe someone dissed My Bloody Valentine.

consider yourself -1 karma points, although I'm too nice to actually do that  :wink:

IzzyDedjet

#43
August 28, 2007, 09:54:03 PM
I forgot about Maniac Cop.
How about THAT stinker?

zombie no.one

#44
August 28, 2007, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on August 28, 2007, 09:54:03 PM
I forgot about Maniac Cop.
How about THAT stinker?

WTF?

Im in serious danger of clicking some bad karma now... :question:
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