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Started by Andrew, May 22, 2007, 10:47:29 AM

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Dennis

The KFC bowls actually taste good, it's just that about 5 minutes after you finish it you feel like you just swallowed a couple of bricks. Poogie and I will never have this stuff again.


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Scott

Quote from: Mofo Rising on May 23, 2007, 12:56:32 PM
Deep-fried twinkies have been popular for a while now.  Watching that woman attack that twinkie like a porn star, however... No, thanks.

Oh, I didn't pick up on that Mofo Rising. If you find that somehow disgusting then you might remember the popsicle twins on the gong show years ago.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxX7NXeXy-o


AnubisVonMojo

Not so much something that nobody would eat, but rather something I used to eat as a kid. Inspired by the Ninja Turtles concept of putting anything and everything on a pizza, I decided to do the same with a sandwich. As such, I created "The Cowabunga Deluxe" - three piece of bread, the bottom section consisting of peanut butter , strawberry jelly and potato chips (Cool Ranch Doritos when available) with the top section containing bologna, white American cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonaise and pickles (when available). Christ knows how I managed to not only eat the things but not get violently ill from the smell alone. I still get a mental scent when I think about it... the kethcup and bologna being the dominant odors... and textures...  :drink:

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Raffine

How about this childhood favorite:

Great big globs of
greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdy feet.

French fried eyeballs
Swimming in a pool of pus-
You forgot your spoon!

You forgot your spoon
But you got your straw!
SLURP! SLURP!
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LilCerberus

Iheard somewhere recently that eating salmon is supposed to make you more likeable.
I like those flavored kind that come in those plastic bags, but I'm better able to afford that ground up kind that come in those little cans.
I have to but catsup on it, because I can't stand it.
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Andrew on May 22, 2007, 10:47:29 AM
Oyster yogurt (with real oysters on the bottom)
I applaud you!  I read that and was laughing instantly!   :bouncegiggle:
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Shadow on May 22, 2007, 11:17:23 PM
Last year at the state fair I had a fried chicken sandwich that was a breast patty between two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
sounds dee-lishush
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 23, 2007, 02:30:32 PM
How's about those layered bowls they had @ KFC? :tongueout:
Now I'm really laughing!!! I applaud you. 
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Scott on May 24, 2007, 05:31:57 AM
Quote from: Mofo Rising on May 23, 2007, 12:56:32 PM
Deep-fried twinkies have been popular for a while now.  Watching that woman attack that twinkie like a porn star, however... No, thanks.

Oh, I didn't pick up on that Mofo Rising. If you find that somehow disgusting then you might remember the popsicle twins on the gong show years ago.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxX7NXeXy-oYes, I do !!!


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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: Menard on May 22, 2007, 10:17:34 PM
Anybody here ever had boiled peanuts?

About ten years ago, I was traveling through Georgia and Florida. From Southern Georgia through Florida, you cannot escape the signs and roadside stands offering boiled peanuts; with a close second being signs for strip clubs.

The idea did not sound particularly appetizing to me, nor did it look appetizing when I observed someone eating them from a can.

People in that region claim they are excellent, but they just simply look gross to me.

We actually have a few cans in the cabinet ... LOL really not that bad.


But being from Kentucky as you are Menard, you know we have some fairly odd dishes here too.


ulthar

Quote from: tombofanubisdotcom on May 24, 2007, 03:04:49 PM

Not so much something that nobody would eat, but rather something I used to eat as a kid.


I had a similar sandwich.

Steak-Ums with mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce and tomato on one side, peanut butter and bacon on the other.

This was my "signature" lunch for a few weeks.  I cannot remember why I quit eating it.
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AnubisVonMojo

Nice to see a kindred spirit in the "experimental sandwich" genre!  :teddyr:

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Ed, Ego and Superego

I LOVE boiled peanuts, and I'm a total northerner.   Also, rememberthere is nothing that you can thinkof thats not been dne somewhere:
http://bertc.com/japanese_ice_creams.htm
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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: Ed on May 25, 2007, 12:41:26 PM
I LOVE boiled peanuts, and I'm a total northerner.   Also, rememberthere is nothing that you can thinkof thats not been dne somewhere:
http://bertc.com/japanese_ice_creams.htm
-Ed

Reminds me of the IRON CHEF ...

'ooh what that he's making'
looks like Cod Row and Oyster Ice Cream with Herring Syrup.
'Man wont that be delicious?'
you bet it will



a yeah right ...

Raffine

This seems like a good time to mention "STEVE, DON'T EAT IT!" again:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

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