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Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer

Started by Andrew, May 24, 2007, 11:00:35 PM

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Ericka

#30
August 01, 2008, 11:19:42 PM
I own this movie and I still love it, but your commentary made me laugh so hard I thought I would cry! I am completely aware that it's a horrid colorgasm of unrealistic drivel, but I still love it. I expect that's because I was riveted by it when I was 3 and I was subliminally brainwashed by Hallmark and Mattel.

JR

#32
August 24, 2008, 06:22:59 PM
I think those monsters are made up of fish(I think that they are called golems?).  They only burst into "rainbow" fish because of the rainbow powers.

Psycho Circus

#33
August 25, 2008, 06:37:11 AM Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 06:39:41 AM by circus_circus
QuoteIf you know what is good for you, you will not tell your daughters or nieces that this movie exists.

Screw that! I like this, it's nearly as good as Care Bears 2.

Rainbow Brite Rocks!!  :bouncegiggle:



I am not ashamed  :smile:

Dialga

#34
December 07, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
Rainbow Brite is awesome! What the h*** is wrong with rainbows and a talking horse? You clearly have no imaginative play or fantasy.

Andrew

#35
December 08, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
Quote from: Dialga on December 07, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
Rainbow Brite is awesome! What the h*** is wrong with rainbows and a talking horse? You clearly have no imaginative play or fantasy.

I can assure you that I still have some imagination, but this film is not the sort of thing you show to an adult male and expect optimum results.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

KYGOTC

#36
December 19, 2008, 12:49:42 PM
Quote from: Andrew on December 08, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
Quote from: Dialga on December 07, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
Rainbow Brite is awesome! What the h*** is wrong with rainbows and a talking horse? You clearly have no imaginative play or fantasy.

I can assure you that I still have some imagination, but this film is not the sort of thing you show to an adult male and expect optimum results.

Which leads one to wonder why you reviewed it in the first place....
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

WhiteWolfWarrior

#37
August 13, 2009, 06:42:32 PM
 :buggedout: Rainbow Brite rocks hard. So do all the My Little Pony Tales, and My Little Pony episodes/movies. Care bears were awsome too. It's rediculous and it amuses me, but it does have it's own magical qualities and I have always loved it. Even my brother loved it when he was little.

Long live psychadellic rainbow horse warrior girl spritey fuzzy furball people! Ponies and rainbows and plots that don't make sense!  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:

You wanna see a bad movie, you go watch Manos: The Hands of Fate. That will for sure traumatize you. :teddyr:

Psycho Circus

#38
August 14, 2009, 03:23:36 PM
Quote from: WhiteWolfWarrior on August 13, 2009, 06:42:32 PM
:buggedout: Rainbow Brite rocks hard. So do all the My Little Pony Tales, and My Little Pony episodes/movies. Care bears were awsome too. It's rediculous and it amuses me, but it does have it's own magical qualities and I have always loved it. Even my brother loved it when he was little.

Long live psychadellic rainbow horse warrior girl spritey fuzzy furball people! Ponies and rainbows and plots that don't make sense!  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:

You wanna see a bad movie, you go watch Manos: The Hands of Fate. That will for sure traumatize you. :teddyr:

YAYA! marry me. Marry my liitle finger. Yeahj, Rainbow Brite up your butt world!  :thumbup:

ghouck

#39
August 14, 2009, 07:51:08 PM
Quote from: WhiteWolfWarrior on August 13, 2009, 06:42:32 PM

You wanna see a bad movie, you go watch Manos: The Hands of Fate. That will for sure traumatize you.

[cheesy German accent]Wat iss diss Man-ohs, see andz uff vait you speek uff? [/cheesy German accent]
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Psycho Circus

#40
August 15, 2009, 04:39:01 AM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on August 14, 2009, 03:23:36 PM
YAYA! marry me. Marry my liitle finger. Yeahj, Rainbow Brite up your butt world!  :thumbup:

Boy, did I have too much to drink last night  :lookingup:

David

#41
March 20, 2010, 07:58:28 AM
Oh GAWD . . . . Of course, I had to download that clip, didn't I!  What is it about human nature that makes us do things we KNOW will hurt – maybe even kill us?  My computer knew – it crashed as I tried to download it.  Dear computer – why don't I listen to you?  Why did I try again?  It's only 31 seconds, but suddenly I feel the overwhelming need to switch off the internet and get out of the house, swallow an emetic, get drunk and eat too much – unsure in which order.  I erased the file with 32 pass Gutmann. 

oxode

#42
March 20, 2010, 05:06:10 PM
The director is Japanese! I suspected so. This is their way to take revenge for Hiroshima.
No one is so gruesome and mercyless as a meatball out for revenge!

krazykritik

#43
March 30, 2010, 01:37:23 AM
I once was that PCP addict---> :buggedout:
After reading the analogy about the blue room, I must ask, "Are you sure you've never done PCP? Maybe a little peyote? Because it was a mighty realistic example you shared.
Now excuse me. I believe I've peed myself from the gales of uncontrollable laughter your site has caused.  :thumbup:

Ken Shabby

#44
August 08, 2010, 09:01:24 PM
I scrolled down from the review to the pictures and, I swear, was nearly blinded.  :buggedout:
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