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Curious George Books We Will Never See

Started by Andrew, June 10, 2007, 10:44:53 AM

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indianasmith

Let's see . . .

Curious George Gets a Casket

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

Curious George and the Girl's Locker Room
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Andrew

Curious George, 3 Bodies, and a Woodchipper

Curious George Visits the Sewage Treatment Plant

Curious George Meets the Africanized Honeybees

Curious George Finds a WWII Naval Mine
Andrew Borntreger
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raj

Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there

Curious George Studies Quantum Physics.
Curious George Gets a Sex-change Operation.

DodgingGrunge

Quote from: raj on June 13, 2007, 01:29:13 PM
Curious George Becomes an Altar Boy.
with apologies to all the Catholics out there

Along these lines:
Curious George, the Spanish Inquisitor
The Adventures of Curious George and Nicolaus Copernicus
Curious George Visits Purgatory
Curious George: Saint or Sacrilege?
The Last Temptation of Curious George
++josh;

Snivelly

We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

RCMerchant

Curious George Dies Trying to Stick a Cork in a Pig's A$$. (Remember the old joke?....if not I'll retell it at the drop of a (yellow) hat!)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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raj

Do tell, do tell.

Oh and
Curious George's 101 Ways to Serve Monkey Brains

T-Rex Television

[Ha, I don't think I know that joke. You're killing me with the whole yellow hat thing! Ha]

Curious George and one too many acid trips later

Curious George: First Blood

Curious George and his brother Boy George

Curious George gets a little too curious which results in his demise

Curious George goes to a George Bush look-a-like contest and wins 1st place, even though the real George Bush was a contestant too
"Be still my dog of war, I understand your pain. We have all lost someone we love..."


RCMerchant

Quote from: raj on June 13, 2007, 08:13:27 PM
Do tell, do tell.



OK!-

Three scientists are doing weird experiments with a pig-they want to find out how long a pig can go without taking a dump.
So they train a monkey to do the dirty work...ie: sticking a cork in the pig's a$$hole.
So...they say to the monkey_"OK,Koko-put the cork in the pigs anus." Koko corks the pig.
After a month ...the pig is HUGE. It's guts are about to bust.
"ok,KoKo...Pull the cork!!!"
Bad move. The pig releases a huge,exploding barrage of pig shi!t all over the lab! It's a madhouse!
When the pig finishes unloading his arse(hehe)nel of doody,the Doc's stagger to their feet.
1st Doc:"Good Lord! That was amazing! The last thing I remeber was a load noise-and pig sh!t flying everywhere!"
2nd Doc:"I saw you two fall to the floor and take cover!"
3rd Doc: " Poor Koko! Last thing I saw was that monkey trying like hell to get that cork back in that pig's a$$!"

                          :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

                  It was funny when I first heard it in the 3rd grade.  :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

DodgingGrunge

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Quote from: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 05:00:57 PM
We need someone with Photoshop skills to create a few of these book covers for us.

You asked for it!  À la Hostel 2.  This color scheme damn near burned holes in my retinas...


FYI the sources were:  Curious George Takes a Train, Curious George Visits the Library, and a mini Jess Franco marathon.  Haha.
++josh;

Zapranoth

Curious George And the Perirectal Abscess

Curious George Loves Sylar

=)

Snivelly

Oh, Dodge!  That is so wrong and yet so wonderful, thank you!!!!    :bouncegiggle:

Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't the sport for you.

DodgingGrunge

Quote from: Snivelly on June 13, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
Zapranoth, once because I'm a fool I googled Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse on a dare.
(Note: Don't do it.  You really don't want to see.)  Your titles brought that all rushing back to me........

Well, of course I had to Google Spontaneous Rectal Prolapse since you told me not to.  And, uh, thanks for that.  Here's one more Curious George cover for your viewing pleasure:

++josh;

raj

Sweet, Dodge.
LOL RCMerchant.

Oh, and it's been danced around, but no one's come up with this title yet:
Bi-Curious George.

JPickettIII

How about:

Curious George and his Green Card.
Curious George meets his dad George W.
Curious George gets adopted by a high profile celeb.
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