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Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

Started by Dr. Whom, June 30, 2007, 11:43:58 AM

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Fishasaurus

How about Jeff Goldblum as the eminent mathematician in Jurassic Park, asking the eminent geneticist, "Who pulls up the dinosaurs' skirts?"  Or Matthew Broderick in Fraudzilla, taking one look at the CGI horror and announcing that it's clear to him that it reproduces by mating with itself?
It takes a child to raze a village. -- Jello Biafra

Raffine

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

flackbait

Thought of another one:
Joe: Get three coffins ready.

Kills four guys

Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...

nada

From just about every episode of Star Trek:

"Shields at 50% .... 30% ... 20% ... 19 1/2% ... 19 1/4%"

This sometimes seems like it can go on for half the episode.