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Started by Ash, July 10, 2007, 05:10:08 PM

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CheezeFlixz

Quote from: Menard on July 10, 2007, 10:54:48 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 10, 2007, 10:48:12 PM
Great ideas Big A ...

Now that's an interesting nickname for Andrew....Big A

Just takes to long to type out those 2 extra letters ... will 1 if you count the space.

Jordan

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Andrew

Your mother is going to be furious when she sees what you did with her rocketship's hood emblem.
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BlackAngel75

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CheezeFlixz

Listen to me, you ungrateful little troll! I haven't spend my entire life becoming Emperor of the Universe, just so you can go squander it away on wild parties and funny hat. If that's what you think, you've got another thing coming!!

The Burgomaster

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Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 11, 2007, 12:11:00 AM
"They had some real bargains at Liberace's yard sale."

I think this should be the winner for this pic.
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BlackAngel75

Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

The Burgomaster

Do you realize how much money we will make on sales of action figures alone?
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Susan

Quote from: Ash on July 10, 2007, 05:10:08 PM
Try to come up with a funny caption to go with this picture of Ming talking to his daughter Aura.



Let's not blow up earth just yet.  The martha stewart program is about to come on.
She disturbs me

I like it very much

ulthar

Quote from: BlackAngel75 on July 11, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.

ROFL.  Karma!!
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Quote from: ulthar on July 12, 2007, 09:33:23 PM
Quote from: BlackAngel75 on July 11, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
Take her back to the Philippines, all she does is stare at me.

ROFL.  Karma!!

I have to agree, this one cracked me up. 
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Badmovies.org

Inyarear

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Shadow

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