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Started by Fausto, July 12, 2007, 11:44:46 AM

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Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 13, 2007, 06:17:45 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 13, 2007, 02:55:55 AM

Blood Freak



I  cherish BLOOD FREAK! It's a classick!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9A3kZdy00

I love Blood Freak as well, but there's no denying how outstanding it is in terms of awful.  Of course, it's still very much entertaining.


Joe the Destroyer

Let's not forget The Demon.  South African flick that couldn't make up its mind if it wanted to be a basic slasher with no sense of direction or a giallo.  All the scenes before the last 15 or so minutes just seem so pointless.

Derf

Stayin' Alive, the sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Please, Travolta, drop dead; you made me want to.
Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf, the Conrad Brooks-directed video production. I'd rather watch paint dry on Phyllis Diller's naked backside.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doc Daneeka


https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

Amontillado

City in Panic
Superfights
I Eat Your Skin
Baba Yaga
Metamorphosis (1990)
An American Haunting
The Day After Tomorrow
If I can build and install a pacemaker in this man\'s chest, I can damn well bouce a microwave off a satellite!

Just Plain Horse

(starting with the weakest)
YONGARY, MONSTER FROM THE DEEP
SKEETER
AMITYVILLE 3D
JAWS 3D
THE BRAINIAC
THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE
HOBGOBLINS
RED ZONE CUBA
(that last one is like Defcon 5 to me...)

AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: Just Plain Horse on July 17, 2007, 06:28:29 PM
RED ZONE CUBA
(that last one is like Defcon 5 to me...)
Defcon 5 the movie or Defcon 5 the state of emergency?  :wink:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Just Plain Horse

Depends... how's the movie?

some additions:
BLOODRAYNE
TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD
EMBRYO
SEED PEOPLE
GREEN SLIME

Fausto

Sorry to get back to you all so late...Its taken months to clean up the damage here. The monsters from hell were defeated, unfortunately, many citizens of the zone died, as well (mostly from friendly fire - the movies killed them, too). I thank all those from the Badmovies dimension who offered their aid to us in this time of crisis. You can be sure we will lend a hand if you need it.
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Mr. DS

Fausto,

Sorry I'm late coming into the battle. In case the monsters should rise again, keep these in the arsenal.  Some of the worst I've reviewed.

Troll 2
They Saved Hitler's Brain
Revenge Of The Living Dead Girls
Invasion Of The Blood Farmers
Hard Rock Zombies
Caligula
Frankenstein Island
Dr. Jekyl vs. The Wolfman
Deathsport
The Day Time Ended
Curse Of The Swamp Creature
Creepozoids
Bronx Executioner
Assignment Outer Space
Evil Toons
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

wtffilm

FLESHEATER (or ZOMBIE NOSH. . . or REVENGE OF THE LIVING ZOMBIES).
PORNO HOLOCAUST
ATOR 4: QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD

It's difficult to say which one of these filled me with the most homicidal rage. . . but at least PORNO HOLOCAUST had a schnazzy opening theme . . .  I do know that I'd rather watch both it and FLESHEATER back to back while having my toenails removed than ever sit through QUEST FOR THE MIGHTY SWORD again . . .

Kindest regards,

Kevin P.
http://www.wtf-film.com

KYGOTC

POPEYE THE MOVIE

THE STUFF

MANOS HAND OF FATE

and of course,

STAR ODDOSEY

"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

GoHawks

I realize it's a little late, but here's my 2 cents:

FLESH GORDON 2 (1990)
ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE (1991)
Any movie starring Steven Seagal

I can't for the life of me figure out how Andrew could give FG2 & A:GotU two slimes each.  I would give them both 'skulls'.  As for Steven Seagal, well do I really need to say anything?


"Please do not offer my god a peanut."  -  Apu

IzzyDedjet

Halloween 3:  Silver Shamrock
Savage Island
Shriek if you know what I did last friday the 13th (I think that's what it's called)
Execute me for blasphemy but...Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.