Cheese Grater Slide

[Goji_girl]

 I'm  not cheese!

[VenominOhio]

sometimes cheese just has to grate itself

[Yaddo 42]

Alton Brown's neverending nightmare.

[Raffine]

"Not surprisingly, the patent application for the automatic circumcisor was denied."

[Justy]

Asylum Films presents Weeney Todd The Demon Chef of Newbury Street

[jdlarch]

It looks like another villain is loose in Gotham City! Batman and Robin have just arrived on the scene:

Robin: Hole-y slides, Batman! I've never seen anything like this!
Batman: Hey, could you please stop with the awful puns? They grate on my nerves.
Robin: Well, obviously they're not as cheesy as yours!
Batman: *Groan!* Well Robin, you're right; these puns are bad any way you slice them.
Robin: *Double Groan*
Bystander: Aren't you going to save that kid?!!
Batman: Why? He's not in danger unless he's made of cheese! Since he's obviously not made of cheese he should glide right over unscath...
*Splat*
Batman: Hmm. I think now would be a good time for me to check out that timeshare I have in the Galapagos.
Robin: Wait for me!

[sideorderofninjas]

If the kids want to play on the slide, hate to think what the jungle gym is like...

[sprite75]

A slide like that would do wonders for a person's hemorrhoids.

[Susan]

lol i forgot about this caption.

Looks like the way the willy wonka movie should have ended...

[AndyC]

It's not the slide that hurts, it's the pool of aftershave at the bottom.

[Pennywise]

"Man, this slide is HOT! I can't imagine it getting any worse!"