The Man in the Pan...

AnubisVonMojo · July 12, 2007, 08:52:58 PM

West: "Damn it Carl, you were teasing the polar bears down at the zoo again, weren't you?!"
Hill: "Herb... I can't... I can't feel my legs, man..."

The Burgomaster · July 12, 2007, 09:11:43 PM

"Are you SURE this will cure my hiccups?"

DodgingGrunge · July 12, 2007, 09:36:45 PM

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West: I'm afraid there were complications during your hysterectomy...
Hill: Hysterectomy?!?

BlackAngel75 · July 12, 2007, 11:01:38 PM

We're in the factory where Carlos Mencia's "Pocket Priest" are made.

indianasmith · July 13, 2007, 12:06:12 AM

"Dude, you should quit while you're a head."

(That was inevitable.)

Texdar · July 13, 2007, 04:48:30 AM

This is the last time I try to bake any Betty Crocker stuff.

Mr. DS · July 13, 2007, 11:29:39 AM

So...can I offer you a drink of formaldehyde...

Wortcov · July 13, 2007, 01:58:20 PM

doctor, be honest...will I be able to play the paino?

Yaddo 42 · July 14, 2007, 02:59:15 AM

It's just a scratch.

So did your audition for The View go as badly as i think?

RCMerchant · July 14, 2007, 05:02:34 AM

" Hey, look on the bright side...you can rent yourself out as a bowling ball!"

...or ....

"I think yew gotta purty mouth..."

Dr. Whom · July 16, 2007, 02:59:36 AM

Equally inevitable:

The most important thing now is not to lose your head

ghouck · July 18, 2007, 10:26:42 PM

How did I get you? This woman on the street said for $20 she would give me head, , , This isn't exactly what I had in mind either. . .

Torgo · July 18, 2007, 10:33:01 PM

Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 02:59:15 AM
It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!

AnubisVonMojo · July 18, 2007, 11:14:37 PM

Quote from: Torgo on July 18, 2007, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: Yaddo 42 on July 14, 2007, 02:59:15 AM
It's just a scratch.

A SCRATCH?!!! Your body's off!

To quote a certain black knight, "I'll bite your legs off!"

Jack · July 19, 2007, 12:10:05 PM

Head: "Well, it's better than the bedpan you had me in before I suppose..."