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July 17, 2007, 03:18:33 AM Last Edit: July 17, 2007, 03:30:34 AM by Ash
Damn!  Doesn't she look hideous?   :buggedout:
Create a funny caption for this classic shot from Mommie Dearest


DodgingGrunge

#1
July 17, 2007, 06:41:39 AM
This isn't my dress!  I'm going to sue for $54M!
++josh;

ghouck

#2
July 17, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
<Insert sound of completely unexpected, brutally powerful explosive diarrhea>
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Texdar

#3
July 17, 2007, 10:01:08 AM
I need my Midol!!!!!
I bent my wookie!

Mr. DS

#4
July 17, 2007, 11:25:21 AM
Marilyn Manson had a press conference today to announce his summer tour plans. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#5
July 17, 2007, 12:20:40 PM
"My sister!! My Husband!! My Cat!!! My bed!!!!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Shadow

#6
July 17, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.
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ghouck

#7
July 17, 2007, 07:36:47 PM
QuoteMonica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

Lol, Classic. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

The Burgomaster

#8
July 17, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

BlackAngel75

#9
July 18, 2007, 01:44:41 AM
Quote from: Shadow on July 17, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
Monica Lewinksy's mother did not react well to finding a stain on the dress her daughter borrowed.

That's coldblooded, man.  Karma
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

BlackAngel75

#10
July 18, 2007, 02:03:39 AM
The family dog keep leaving "surprises" around the house.

It's the best I can come up with.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

RCMerchant

#11
July 20, 2007, 05:57:01 AM
The new lead singer for Cannibal Corpse.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Poogie

#12
July 20, 2007, 09:55:38 AM
LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU MY X CAME BACK AS A DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...Boogie...  

AnubisVonMojo

#13
July 21, 2007, 10:15:27 PM
Joan Crawford: screaming zombie berserker and designer of children's formal wear.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

JPickettIII

#14
July 21, 2007, 11:35:37 PM


"Next On The Real World, "Ragan (Exorcist)", Will Apologize For The Green Pea Soup On Amanda's Great Grandma's Wedding Dress." 

"She Was Trying To Hit Puck, But Missed.  Puck Then Flicked Boogers At Her To Exorcise The Demon Out Of Her With His Blessed Boogers."
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