Ronald McDonald in Custody...

[TheDope]

This just in: police today finally caught up with one of the
main suspects in the grisly Mayor McCheese homicide....

[Doctor Menard]

Maybe there's hotlink protection on that domain; the picture is not showing.


Here it is:

[Doctor Menard]

It's showing now. Maybe it's my browser.

[sprite75]

After being picked out in a photo lineup by the girls who had been working at the Arby's drive through, Ronald McDonald was taken into custody earlier today and charged with indecent exposure and harassment.

[Flangepart]

Cop : This is what happens when you ask girl scouts to " check out your hot buns ", creep...

[ghouck]

Listen you idiots, it was the HAMBURGLAR, , HAM - - BURGLAR, , He has the word BURGLAR in his name, he's the one that did it. Don't you get it? He STEALS things, , He's a BURGLAR, , a ham - - BURGLAR.

Or:

AT-TI-CA!!!!!!!  AT-TI-CA!!!!!!  AT-TI-CA!!!!!

[Rev. Powell]

You're going down hard this time, Circus!

[Mr. DS]

"Heart disease?  You can't arrest me for that!"

or

"This McSucks"

Side note, I have a picture of this at my desk at work.  It always brings a smile to my face when I see it. 

[AndyC]

"In the criminal justice system, culinary offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated cops who investigate these food-based felonies are members of an elite squad, known as the Special Diners Unit. These are their stories."

[sprite75]

Florida Ronald arrested for getting in argument with Mayor McCheese over who ate the last of the quarter pounders