Mommie Dearest

[Raffine]

Joan Crawford failed to grasp the concept of SHOUT stain remover.

[flackbait]

KAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

[IzzyDedjet]

A PLEDGE PIN?!?  ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!

[BlackAngel75]

It seems one of the side effects of Zantaxodryl has finally kicked in.

[jdlarch]

OH, SO MY LITTLE GIRL IS SELLING MARY KAY NOW IS SHE!? I GUESS SHE'S JUST TOO GOOD FOR MAX FACTOR, OF WHICH I AM WEARING THE FACE-BLUING FOUNDATION!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK BEAUTIFUL!? HUH!? HUH!? AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

[Goji_girl]

The way Malcom from "Malcom in the Middle" sees his Mom.

[HarlotBug3]

Mommie Dearest

Knocked up!? KNOCKED UP!!

I'll show you how mommy should have taken care of "KNOCKED UP"!!!

[wired]

ms oyl gets peeved when she discovers that olive has been running around with a few sailors.

[asimpson2006]

(Singing): "I see a little silhouette of a man SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE can you do the fandango . . . "

Karma for you on that one.

Sadly Christina became a skeleton after Joan become Scorpion and did his classic fatality.

[AndyC]

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

[Megalons Revenge]

I PITY THE FOO!

[Justy]

DON'T LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!!
EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!

[sideorderofninjas]

Don'y you sass me!! I'm still a better mother than either of the Spears girls...!!!

[AndyC]

Faye Dunaway almost starred in Scanners, but the studio opted for Michael Ironside instead.

[SynapticBoomstick]

Click for effect, I cannot spell this