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Steve Baynes
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »

I am proud to say that I saw this IN THE THEATRE.  I was stationed at Keesler AFB in Missippi in '83 where they used to show us any kind of ninja movie they could smuggle in from the Orient.  Back then, these were some of the best special effects I had ever seen.  I am still puzzled and amazed by the  powers of these warriors.  One of my favorites is when the little girl runs through a bamboo forest waving her hand about her head, then stops and turns around to see all the trees collapse in a giant cascade.  Very sweet.  Your jaw will drop, I promise.  I've seen a lot of ninja movies and this remains my favorite yet.

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chris conley
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 11:36:51 PM »

The dubbed version of this movie was funny kashin koji sounded like ross perot
lord danjo sounded like a football player at some points going "what is it!" and "your name!". Jotaro sounded too happy to be angry. Ukyo and karagarbi sounded like idiots. The monks sounded very bad. I recommend buying the subtitled version of this its a little longer than the dubbed version about 5 mins longer and has the real voices and is more dramatic and looks better than it is now its also in widescreen.
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 06:37:54 PM »

The original japanese version had a longer opening scene continuing after the shooting of the two guys on horse. A Narrator then begins commenting on how humans constantly kill each other and then introduces the character of Kashin Koji saying that he was a wizard and also that his origins are unknown but many books where written about him. This then leads to the start of the central story and was basically cut out of the american version which renders the opening scene senseless.
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2013, 11:46:53 PM »

If it's the movie that I remember from '80s cable (THE BEST!), then this is the one where the cute chick is running through the bamboo forest cutting down bamboo trees with her ninja fingertips for fun, s**ts, and giggles; then later on in the movie she is captured by the enemy and when they tell her that she has to do something that she doesn't want to do, she cuts off her own head with her own fingertips. I also remember the big, oversized chick with the saggy udders toward the beginning of the movie being given an aphrodisiac and...ick...we are "blessed" with...ick...a RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT! a.k.a. BONER-KILLER! So this must be the same movie.

Even as a young kid just entering the 7th grade, I remember not being able to sit through this rather bad movie because...well, because it's bad. Even by kung fu or ninja movie standards, this movie was pretty bad.

Do yourself a favor, watch a Jackie Chan movie instead; even his bad kung fu movies were still pretty entertaining. Heck, instead of this, watch The Challenge (1982) with Scott Glenn starring; it almost qualifies as a samurai movie, not quite but almost.

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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2013, 04:26:06 AM »

28 mins - Why pick the large and ugly woman to test the aphrodisiac on? Oh no, don't take that off! They're hanging to her knees! Arrrggghhh!

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