caption: Gun Crazy

[asimpson2006]

Pull my finger boys, you will never guess what will happen next.

[Immoral Liberal]

"One."
"Cut a hole in a box."
"Two."
"Stick your junk in that box..."

[jdlarch]

Cowgirl: I'm so high, I feel like I'm getting bigger. Just a minute ago I was only this tall, now I'm.....OOOOOOOOO! Lights!!! Pretty!!!
Timothy Burton: You think I should lose weight again?
Dude in the middle: You'll never guess how much mousse it takes to make the front of my hair stand out from my head like the brim of a hat.

[AndyC]

"Nice costume, honey, but I'm more of a leather man myself."

[Pennywise]

"Oh, so you really wanna know why they call me Calamity Jane?"