Licence to Kill

[Flangepart]

After one "Gookie" too many, Sister Diselocomotive knew it was time for "Mr Isolation chamder"

[Goji_girl]

In the bathroom, no one can hear you scream...

[IzzyDedjet]

Bill learns why they say not to drink the water in Mexico

[Mr. DS]

Scientists were shocked at what they saw while studying a new type of amoeba under the microscope that day. 

[Gerry]

Senator Craig learns the hard way why you shouldn't respond to foot-tapping in the airport men's room unless you know the lingo.

[jdlarch]

Bolstered by spinach, Popeye sang a screeching high "C" (on the high seas??)...facilitating his escape and the subsequent rescue of his beloved Olive Oyl.

[TheDope]

Okay!  Okay, I'll star in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park!!  Just get me out of the washing machine!!

[Leah]

HELP ME, I GOT THIS CRAZED MAN IN HIS 100+ YEARS OLD UNDERPANTS TRYING TO MAKE ME WATCH SNAKES ON A PLANE WITH HIM!

[Draug]

The fact that Milton Krest had the decompression sickness didn't stop him from building his own mobile recompression chamber so he could attend all the Justin Bieber concerts this year.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

The day Bill Clinton spied on the female locker room and accidentally caught Nancy Pelosi in the nude.