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Started by Dennis, August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM

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Dennis

August 04, 2007, 12:15:50 PM

We're about to attack Godzilla and this joker is ordering take out.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

flackbait

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August 04, 2007, 12:55:31 PM Last Edit: August 04, 2007, 02:24:37 PM by flackbait
Girl: Daddy I want pepperoni and anchovies! Please! Please! Please!
Guy on phone: For the last time I'm calling for an airstrike, not pizza!.... and besides, I hate anchovies.

Shadow

#2
August 04, 2007, 02:09:38 PM
"Sheesh, you have to take your finger off the button before you can receive a reply!"
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

DodgingGrunge

#3
August 04, 2007, 02:24:41 PM
Quote from: Woman
Excuse me?!?!  What do you mean my hair is too big for a helmet?!?
++josh;

asimpson2006

#4
August 04, 2007, 03:22:10 PM
I think were gonna need a bigger helmet.

Mr. DS

#5
August 04, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
(music in the background)

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong!
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

VenominOhio

#6
August 04, 2007, 09:19:26 PM
wow, thats a big cell phone, i bet they get smaller and smaller in the future.

CheezeFlixz

#7
August 04, 2007, 09:21:13 PM
Girl: Mmmmmm ooh what a BIG hand set and you keep it sooooo clean too.

Shadow

#8
August 04, 2007, 10:32:21 PM
"Don't mind all those guys standing behind me...they're just my network."
Shadow
www.bmoviegraveyard.com
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Yaddo 42

#9
August 05, 2007, 10:11:39 PM
The Japanese remake of the M*A*S*H sitcom lost something in translation.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

sideorderofninjas

#10
August 05, 2007, 10:56:09 PM
The girl was the only one who wasn't amazed by the size of Godzilla's grapefruits. 
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Flangepart

#11
August 06, 2007, 04:34:50 PM
Well, dear. Your boyfriend was a paratrooper. Anybody bring a sponge?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

BTM

#12
August 07, 2007, 04:30:15 PM

"Alright, this is an emergency, we need an air strike at-what?  No, I DON'T want to change my long distance company!  Get off the %#^ing radio!"

"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Andrew

#13
August 07, 2007, 04:40:36 PM

We are going to start Operation Kaiju Prostate Check in a few moments.  Wish me luck.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Goji_girl

#14
August 07, 2007, 04:47:36 PM
Sir! A giant rat is attacking Japan!... No, I'm not kidding
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