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« on: August 09, 2007, 06:06:00 PM »

OK, I won't do a full review for this one, but I did watch it last night and it's a pretty wacked out little low budget film.  In the first full minute we see a realtor get an ink pen jabbed into her eye and a skinny naked chick electrocuted in the bathtub . . .  before the credits even roll!

The cast is bizarre - a transsexual realtor who is hated by everone else in the office, a lonely, psycho female realtor who is constantly leaving the office to pick up her imaginary kids, a n angry male realtor trying desperately to sell the house that belongs to a Dad and stepmom who are leaving their two teenagers to go on a two week trip to Europe, the teenage daughter who seems to have a pathological aversion to clothing (and trust me, it's NOT a very good thing), and her brother, who has lupus and smokes pot consantly.  Throw in a lesbian cop who serves no purpose other than to give us two strip club scenes, her uptight partner who hates his wife and kids, a tough, no-nonsense black parole officer, and an ex-con who is perpetually late for his appointments, and you have a perfect mess of a movie.  The murders are fairly bloody and well-done and the movie is pretty enjoyable as long as you don't try to make to much sense out of it.  It's from IFilm, who also produced something called BACHELOR PARTY MASSACRE. 

In short, not great, but not a bad B-movie if you're bored and all the other stuff is checked out.
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Oookaay...


« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2007, 11:09:04 PM »

well that sounds phenomenal

what year are we talking? (I hope its early 80s, for some reason)
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 08:56:46 AM »

Nah, it's 2006 Direct-to-video.
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