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Started by Texdar, August 10, 2007, 02:19:39 PM

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Texdar




Tor wasn't really what they were looking for in the Jesus Christ Superstar auditions.
I bent my wookie!

Wortcov



"in a perfect world... the mentally handicapped will lead the blind"


Kris-Wilson

Flangepart

TOR : THE MUSICAL,inculdes the delightful ditty "Time fa go ta bed,ma baby."
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

indianasmith

Tor and his Dad reacted with shock, like the rest of the audience, when they heard Darth Vader say:


"LUKE - I am your father!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

The Burgomaster

First, there was BRUCE ALMIGHTY.  Then, there was EVAN ALMIGHTY.  And now, from the mind of director Mel Gibson, comes, THE PASSION OF THE TOR ALMIGHTY!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

Quote from: Texdar on August 10, 2007, 02:19:39 PM



  "RINGO! RINGO! AHHHH!!!!" "PAUL! I LOVE YOU,PAUL!!!"
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Joe the Destroyer

You are now under the spell of my croissant staff!

Yaddo 42

Bill Ward and Geezer Bulter gear up for another Ozzfest/Black Sabbath reunion.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

jdlarch

...And Tiny Tim didn't die after all; he enjoyed a life of crime and eventually went to prison, where he started his own thug "boy" band.

Or...

Mr. Manson's prison parties almost always ended this way; barbershop quartet songs sung by two with gusto, followed by a forehead tattoo session for all and sundry. "MY CLEMENTINE!!!"

BTW...is this a visual definition of the term "bedraggled?" (Except for the perfect teeth, of course!)
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

sprite75

Quit touching my rod!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.